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Stay and ask for a tour of Singapore
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Need more information. Suppose she is coming from the gym and for some reason the women's shower there is broken so she is hurrying home to take a shower. She comes flying around the corner and runs into you. Your eyes meet, it's magic...but then this smell hits you. Still, you remember you read on Mingle somewhere that working out can put girls in the mood.
She seems to like the look of you.. so you don't run away... you try to think of something clever to say....like, are you an environmentalist? We should try and conserve water....
I had a grirlfriend once who suffered from halitosis, otherwise she was a lovely girl. It was a conditon she had, she always had mints. We went out for quite a while.
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Topic:
monthly resolution
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1) Reduce 3kg of weight 2) Stop eating like there's no tomorrow. 
3) Exercise twice a week. This will be my resolution for the next 2 months! 
But what if there is no tomorrow? Hm?
I am positive....I'm positive entropy will win.
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Topic:
monthly resolution
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1) Reduce 3kg of weight 2) Stop eating like there's no tomorrow.
3) Exercise twice a week. This will be my resolution for the next 2 months!
But what if there is no tomorrow? Hm?
What if, you what if yourself to death?   
Hm....what if you're right.
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Topic:
"Children" with experience
Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Wed 09/02/15 08:42 AM
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Hm...you just described my next door neighbor. He is funny but I can imagine he drives his wife completely nuts. He is on his forth job in four years. Just bought an expensive car they can't afford. He is barely more mature than his teenage children. Is this who you would want to date?
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Me grog...you girl...meet club.....now go to cave
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no its not. nobody haas ever met somebody online dating adn never will Nah.. My BF and I are a complete figment of both of our imaginations...
I KNEW IT!!!!!
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Topic:
sex before marriage
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Of course you should have sex before marriage. You gotta kick the tires a bit, look under the hood, test the motor. What if your partner is a lemon? They will need constant fixing, who needs that in a marriage.
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Topic:
monthly resolution
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1) Reduce 3kg of weight 2) Stop eating like there's no tomorrow.
3) Exercise twice a week. This will be my resolution for the next 2 months!
But what if there is no tomorrow? Hm?
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Hey NorCal! Stop showing off.. We know you are a happy man now 
Yes Ma'am
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A certain gorgeous, intelligent and tough woman I know from my boat club
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Well, you gotta plan carefully...do your homework...find out where she works and lives...get to know her schedule...then you need the right equipment
1. night vision goggles 2. tranquilzer 3. rope 4. duct tape 5. black hood 6. cage in basement Now find a good hiding place, around the time you know she will be walking,by alone and no one else will be around......
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My middle toes..no seriously, they are absolutely gorgeous.
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Topic:
monthly resolution
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My monthly resolution
Survive the month..repeat resolution every month until dead. |
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Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Wed 09/02/15 06:31 AM
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Girl, if You were words on a page, you'd be FINE print.
Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless. Or my usual line. "We've known each other for a while now and I think you're absolutely lovely. Want to go out to dinner?" |
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Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Wed 09/02/15 06:21 AM
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Let's see, I'm a professor, so of course I think I should be
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I saw what you did, and I know who you are.
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Topic:
sex before marriage
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Sex is a good thing before and during marriage, as long as it's consensual
Now marriage, is that a good or a bad thing? |
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SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
num..num...num........
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