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Topic: what's your favorite pick up lines?
1onlyaname's photo
Mon 08/31/15 05:38 AM
"your name must be Google, you're everything I'm searching for"

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Mon 08/31/15 05:44 AM
Does this smell like chloroform?

blah..blah..'s photo
Mon 08/31/15 05:49 AM
"i'm no fred flintsone, but i can make ya bed rock"

it never did work lol

celticdolphyn's photo
Mon 08/31/15 05:52 AM
I have never used one, but I still think the cutest one I have heard is "Heaven must be missing an angel tonight". It don't work either, just thought is the cutest one by far. happy

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Mon 08/31/15 06:01 AM
i got away with this one once many many moons ago

if i was a lost puppy and followed you home would you keep me

1onlyaname's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:02 AM
my friends bet I couldn't have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. would you like to spend their money? I'm thinking that one might work lol

1onlyaname's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:03 AM
my friends bet I couldn't have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. would you like to spend their money? I'm thinking that one might work lol

blah..blah..'s photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:05 AM

I have never used one, but I still think the cutest one I have heard is "Heaven must be missing an angel tonight". It don't work either, just thought is the cutest one by far. happy


"who stole the stars from the skies and put them in you eyes"

hmmmmnoway

Goofball73's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:08 AM
"Nice shoes. Wanna Phuck?"

1onlyaname's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:12 AM
is your left eye hurting? you been looking right all night.

Annierooroo's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:12 AM
rofl rofl rofl

What females fall for those lines?

Check out them on Google
My son showed me in case I needed them.
Under pick up lines.


blah..blah..'s photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:15 AM

rofl rofl rofl

What females fall for those lines?

Check out them on Google
My son showed me in case I needed them.
Under pick up lines.




surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work!

"have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks"

biggrin

1onlyaname's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:19 AM

rofl rofl rofl

What females fall for those lines?

Check out them on Google
My son showed me in case I needed them.
Under pick up lines.




surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work!

"have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks"

biggrin

your father is a baker! you have great buns lol

1onlyaname's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:21 AM
rofl rofl rofl

What females fall for those lines?

Check out them on Google
My son showed me in case I needed them.
Under pick up lines.


your son is studying pick up lines that's cute. you gotta have something to say if you are walking up to a stranger. humor can be great icebreaker

blah..blah..'s photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:22 AM


rofl rofl rofl

What females fall for those lines?

Check out them on Google
My son showed me in case I needed them.
Under pick up lines.




surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work!

"have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks"

biggrin

your father is a baker! you have great buns lol


:thumbsup:

Annierooroo's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:28 AM
Lol the last ones would get me laughing and break the ice.

Will have to pass them on to the boy


blah..blah..'s photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:45 AM
mind you these days there is probably some 'app' that does all the talking for them i would imagine indifferent

blah..blah..'s photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:51 AM
another one me and my mates used to use was

" fancy a pizza and a phuck?"

when he inevitable reply of NO! came

we would then say
"don't you like pizzas then"

happy

Annierooroo's photo
Mon 08/31/15 06:53 AM
:laughing: rofl rofl

1onlyaname's photo
Mon 08/31/15 07:16 AM
its delivery n technique in my younger days I would drop a line don't wait for reply walk away join my friends smile laugh and see if she is checking me out.

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