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"your name must be Google, you're everything I'm searching for"
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Does this smell like chloroform?
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"i'm no fred flintsone, but i can make ya bed rock"
it never did work lol |
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I have never used one, but I still think the cutest one I have heard is "Heaven must be missing an angel tonight". It don't work either, just thought is the cutest one by far.
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i got away with this one once many many moons ago
if i was a lost puppy and followed you home would you keep me |
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my friends bet I couldn't have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. would you like to spend their money? I'm thinking that one might work lol
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my friends bet I couldn't have a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. would you like to spend their money? I'm thinking that one might work lol
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I have never used one, but I still think the cutest one I have heard is "Heaven must be missing an angel tonight". It don't work either, just thought is the cutest one by far. "who stole the stars from the skies and put them in you eyes" hmmmm |
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"Nice shoes. Wanna Phuck?"
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is your left eye hurting? you been looking right all night.
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What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. |
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What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work! "have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks" |
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What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work! "have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks" your father is a baker! you have great buns lol |
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What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. your son is studying pick up lines that's cute. you gotta have something to say if you are walking up to a stranger. humor can be great icebreaker |
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What females fall for those lines? Check out them on Google My son showed me in case I needed them. Under pick up lines. surprisingly, back in the day, a few of them did work! "have you ever worked on a poultry farm? cos i bet your good at raising cocks" your father is a baker! you have great buns lol |
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Lol the last ones would get me laughing and break the ice.
Will have to pass them on to the boy |
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mind you these days there is probably some 'app' that does all the talking for them i would imagine
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another one me and my mates used to use was
" fancy a pizza and a phuck?" when he inevitable reply of NO! came we would then say "don't you like pizzas then" |
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its delivery n technique in my younger days I would drop a line don't wait for reply walk away join my friends smile laugh and see if she is checking me out.
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