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Mon 08/24/15 12:48 PM
Excellent, y'all choose coffee then the rest of us can sleep in. asleep yawn

bigsmile

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Mon 08/24/15 11:15 AM



Coffee! I don't need a man but I need coffee



Ah coffee.....happiness in a cup


Wait.....that could work for men as well. laugh bigsmile

too much fear asking men that if we all choose coffee could cause the sky to fall :)


I meant men wear cups happy


I had a pool party I put on a bikini just to make them laugh I didn't realize they laugh that hard.

or have all their phones ready to snap pics.


Lol laugh laugh

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Mon 08/24/15 11:00 AM


Coffee! I don't need a man but I need coffee



Ah coffee.....happiness in a cup


Wait.....that could work for men as well. laugh bigsmile

too much fear asking men that if we all choose coffee could cause the sky to fall :)


I meant men wear cups happy


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Mon 08/24/15 10:50 AM

Coffee! I don't need a man but I need coffee



Ah coffee.....happiness in a cup


Wait.....that could work for men as well. laugh bigsmile

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Mon 08/24/15 10:47 AM



Kinky...drool :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:



flowers ...that's right...come on...just a little closer....

bigsmile


I was stopped by the guy holding drinks --->drinker

...well i got thirsty...:tongue:


She tasks me. She tasks me, and I shall have her. I'll chase her round the Moons of Nibia and round the Antares Maelstrom and round Perdition's flames before I give her up pitchfork

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Mon 08/24/15 10:44 AM
A recent survey said that Swedes voted 'most beautiful'. :smile:

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Mon 08/24/15 10:29 AM
Only 10? That's less than once an hour. I think that is a huge underestimate. bigsmile

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Mon 08/24/15 08:59 AM

the way you are focused 2 day, I would say that you drink to much coffee :D


I'm sorry, did you say too much coffe...I don't understand this statement.

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Mon 08/24/15 08:57 AM
On a first date, I will defintely limit the drinking, maybe one glass of wine or a beer, depending on what we're doing. One must keep one's wits about one.

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Mon 08/24/15 08:48 AM

Kinky...drool :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:



flowers ...that's right...come on...just a little closer....

bigsmile

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Mon 08/24/15 08:46 AM
^^ Oops...busted

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Mon 08/24/15 08:39 AM
Edited by NorCalSwe on Mon 08/24/15 08:40 AM




Yes, plus my night vision goggles, rope, duct tape....bigsmile

WTH... Is this a date or hijacking.... what flowers


There's a difference? :smile: Hm...

OH good idea..flowers to set the trap flowers

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Mon 08/24/15 08:34 AM
Cold and perhaps snow

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Mon 08/24/15 08:29 AM

A better way... to get a man to wonder and sweat all day.

Is get up early make him his favorite breakfast

look at him across the table and say I am so thankful for this date.


Yeppers he is going to sweat and wonder all day...
Why this date has special meaning... pitchfork


I always knew you had a dark side :smile:

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Mon 08/24/15 08:27 AM


Coffe,tea,beer,wine or spirit;What is more effective in dating someone?




Effective for what?
I believe chloroform is the substance of choice by a couple of minglers.. :laughing:


Yes, plus my night vision goggles, rope, duct tape....bigsmile

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Mon 08/24/15 08:26 AM

I feel like a Mac truck hit me this am..
Gotta go find more coffee....



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Mon 08/24/15 08:15 AM

NorCalSwe will take your attention while i take fork and drive myself to nearest airport, then i will go to your city, ask people where you live, and after full year when i found your house i will take that noodles. slaphead


Don't forget to finish wiht the evil laugh Mwahahahahahahahahaha pitchfork

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Mon 08/24/15 08:15 AM



Is this a good date or bad one.
IF good something mellow
if a bad date lots and lots of lovely alcohol then the more the better...
And a taxi to get home with...


Don't forget to leave the fake phone number :smile:


Oh I don't waste that much time..
I just want the booze by that time...
Morning flowerforyou


Smart woman

Hi waving flowerforyou

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Mon 08/24/15 08:12 AM

BRING IT ON!
The WAR of noodles has just started!

devil pitchforksmokin




HA.. Singapore vs Sweden...we are preparing the shipment of meatballs as we speak........we'll distract her wiht them and then take the noodles.

pitchfork pitchfork

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Mon 08/24/15 08:10 AM

Is this a good date or bad one.
IF good something mellow
if a bad date lots and lots of lovely alcohol then the more the better...
And a taxi to get home with...


Don't forget to leave the fake phone number :smile:

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