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Definitely stay, she is so cool.
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Topic:
SEND A GIFT
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After we get home, this is where we will round off the evening, hubby, in our beautiful antique tub. 
Sounds like a perfect day!!! 
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Stay and say it's SUSHI TIME!!!!!!!
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Topic:
SEND A GIFT
Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Fri 09/04/15 12:19 AM
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Ah, thanks Wifey!!
For you 
plus taking you to 
and then 
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Keep calm and don't forget the marshmellows
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PAIN
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publication
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Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. Apparently they wannna zigazig ha.
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Data
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rake
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NTS...look up transurethral microwave thermotherapy
I'm very attached to my prostate.
Blondey is a definite hottie because she is a sweetie 
Oh and I have two Syrians in my lab now. They are both TERRIFIC!! |
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Pulls out rectal thermometer. 
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some azzhole's got my pen!" Hot.
LMAO  
An absolute cutie...hot
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Topic:
sex before marriage
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Yes, I want sex before marraige...who's willing...anyone....anyone at all.....
Oh, you mean with my girlfriend...I thought we were talking about sowing some wild oats before settling down with the old ball and chain...
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From behind and down wind.
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Topic:
sex consent form
Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Thu 09/03/15 10:34 PM
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How specific does this form have to be?
Please initial by all types of sex you are willing to perform and then sign and date at the bottom. We will also need a witness so could you get one of your girlfriends to join us? 
And afterwards will you make me a sammich? If yes, just initial here...
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Well, I try to give them time to develop, but it sure don't take long before she is a whining about being stuck in a cage, and she is tired of the basement hole the cage is in...and whey can't she just be let out.....she won't tell no one.....I'm mean a guy can only put up with that for so long.
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Hm...get out the dictionary......look up the word hot
hot (adjective) for the true definition of hot see Annierooroo. So definitely hot
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Need more information. Suppose she is coming from the gym and for some reason the women's shower there is broken so she is hurrying home to take a shower. She comes flying around the corner and runs into you. Your eyes meet, it's magic...but then this smell hits you. Still, you remember you read on Mingle somewhere that working out can put girls in the mood. She seems to like the look of you.. so you don't run away... you try to think of something clever to say....like, are you an environmentalist? We should try and conserve water....
you mean you will do that?? 
It's a joke
No. I'm not that forward. |
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Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Wed 09/02/15 10:30 PM
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I know I left them somewhere....Hm maybe there in here
Oh, look at all the Minglers |
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