I used to live in Austin. I liked that it never really got too cold. I didnt really like it then, and I still don't. Sometimes I still miss Texas, but I don't ever miss the cold.

I live in Kailua-Kona, HI. I have a view of a plumeria tree outside my bedroom window. When I wake up in the morning I see the sun start to kiss the sky behind the mountain top just over the treetop. It's beautiful. In the evenings, I look out at the ocean from the lanai, and watch a tropical sunset just as pretty as any you've ever seen in the magazines. They try to sell people on coming here to vacation, but I live here. So, if the question is where do I wish to be. The answer is home.

I have a friend, and his profile got deleted. He can't log on anymore. He can't read his mail, or send any out. He is a very respectful gentleman, and wouldnt have done anything inappropriate. I met him here, and that was two years ago. He is a very nice guy. Now we don't know why his profile is gone. I can't even find a way to contact the people who run the site. If anyone could help, I would greatly appreciate it. I am sure he would too.
Thanks.

How very nice. May all your wishes come true, truely.

I cant log out either. I dont use firefox. how do i get rid of cookies
without it? When I try to log out it doesnt do anything.

rotflmao

I cant use the emicons on here but getting too much to drink and getting
bombed sounds like a 'blast'.

Q:Why did the condom shoot across the room?

A:It was pissed off!

Marylin I even had to call some friends to read that one too. It was
wonderful. Thanks, laughter truely is the best medicine. And I've been
awfully sick.

A boy asks his teacher, 'Would you punish me for something I didnt do?'.
His teacher replies, 'No, of course not'.
The kid smiles and says, 'Good. I didnt do my homework.'

Q:What's 40' long and smells like urine?
A:Line dance in a nursing home.

Q:What do cannibals do at a wedding?
A:They toast the bride and groom.

That would be even funnier if I didnt have a cousin that it resembled.
rolflmfao

Could I shake that pilots hand?

Putting up with Mens ****!!!

After laughing till tears rolled down my cheeks, I'd say y'all were some
funny folks!

Q:Whats a yankie?

A: A quickie for a man who's alone!

Thanks about the tatoo. Still dont think its cuz i'm hot. If it was
that he'd have shown up at my door.

Yep, that one is Dr. Zuess on acid. lol. Hey, he fights too!

was getting hot and heavy (for an online relationship)between emails,
im's, and phone conversations. Thought this could be 'the one'.
Then...nothing. It doesnt feel any different than losing somone that
you've met and dated face to face. I just dont know why he cant tell me
what happened. Any way to find out?

'I just stole a baby while he was takin a peepee' Willow

I was once that child. So this one gave me goosebumps.