Short and Funny

I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."

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At pilots training back in the
Air Corps they taught us,
"Always try to keep the number
Of landings you make
Equal to the number of take
Offs you make."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn
Of a new error.

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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and
with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,"Are we sure this is a
good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?" (Amen!)

i like that!

those are good marilyn. think i'm changing the message on my answering
machine..lol

A lot of ways to sum up the totality of life in short sentences. Some
true, some inspiring and some are funny. Will copy-paste the forum for
my own library of thoughts on life and so forth. Thank you for sharing!

Glad you liked it

ROTFLMAO I love your sense of humor Marilyn.You are completely
adorable.You're Friend,Godspeed!Cybear((bear~hug))

Thank you Cybear glad to bring a smile to your face and thank you for
thinking of me as friend i am honored

Marylin I even had to call some friends to read that one too. It was
wonderful. Thanks, laughter truely is the best medicine. And I've been
awfully sick.

Thank you and i hope you are feeling better