So how many men out there know how to catch a unique woman?

It's easy u-nique up behind her. Hey bad jokes are funny too.

Don't you have to U-nique up behind them very quitely?

You're right Bad jokes ARE funny

How do you call a deaf duck?.....






"HEY DUCK!"


Welcome to JSH angel!

Q~What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A~A stick.

Q~What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A~Frostbite.

Q~What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A~A nervous wreck.

Q~Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A~Right where you left him.

Q~Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A~Because they have big fingers.

Q~Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A~Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q~What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A~A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.

Q~How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A~Unique up on it.

Q~How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A~Tame way, unique up on it.

Q~What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?
A~An amish drive-by shooting

Q~How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
A~Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

Now That was funny!!!! LMAO

Q - What do you call a Dog with No Legs?




A - You don't; Why bother, he won't come to you anyway

Q - What do you do with a Dog that doesn't have any legs?



A - Take him for a "Drag"

OMG !!!!!!

what ticks on a wall?

Ticky paper, tupid

ok I gotta tell you this. I had a cousin that my uncles always used to
tease cuz she had a lisp and pronounced her R's and L's like W's. Sooo
one day they tried to get her to say Rhinocerous(sp?) After much goading
she finally get mad and said, with her hands on her hips and shooting a
hot look at them, "You jutht want me to thay winothewouth tho you can
waff at me".
Now, speech impediments aren't funny, but man, I howled at that.

please there are no bad jokes... it is just they way it is presented...
and please don't begin a joke with either.... say... this is gonna be
funny, or say that you might have heard it before, and wasn't that funny
or whatever..... the joke is the suspense !

So much so for bad jokes......

A'right.....Pat was feelin horny and needed a woman desperately, but he
was broke... So he went up to his pappy and asked for some moolah...
Pappy too was equally broke but could understand his son's need so he
gave him a duck and asked him to manage with that

So Pat went to the Maam's.... He went in met his favorite gal and got
down to business.... He was so good that the girl said that she would
return the duck, if he did her again.. Pat complied, finished his
business and returned home..

So Pat took that duck and was returning home, when he was nearly hit by
a car... Pat survived, but the duck unfortunately kicked the bucket...
The driver feelin extremely apologetic took out his wallet and gave him
50 bucks..

Pat's pappy asked him how the evening was....

Well it was kinda spooky says Pat..... and the Pappy asked him why ?

Well for starters,

I got f*ck for a duck and a duck for a f*ck and f*cking fifty bucks for
a dead duck !!

Q - Where do the Pollack’s keep their Army's



A - In their Sleeves

Awwww naw there always funny lol



What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?




They both like a tight seal!

Know why Polish names end in SKI???



cuz they can't spell toboggan

After laughing till tears rolled down my cheeks, I'd say y'all were some
funny folks!

Q:Whats a yankie?

A: A quickie for a man who's alone!

Q:What's 40' long and smells like urine?
A:Line dance in a nursing home.

Q:What do cannibals do at a wedding?
A:They toast the bride and groom.