Topic: 💋WISH💋2Santa..For BOYS ONLY 🎶🍺 Cheers | |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 04:16 AM
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WHAT'S YOURS ??...Here is MINE
********************************************** Dear Sexy Santa !! This year I have been a very very good boy Please let my wishes be granted Thank you, and, Cheers. **************************************** My WISH is to find a nice package on my porch, just like in the pic below. Cheers Always will you Santa |
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I'll have the same pepi
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 05:05 AM
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I'll have the same pepi ************************************ LOL Mike, men can dream also I LOVE THOSE STRAPY BAGS ON THE PORCH I wonder what's in it |
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in the spirit of the season I shall put on my Santa hat
what's on your wish list big boy you been naughty or nice? |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 05:27 AM
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in the spirit of the season I shall put on my Santa hat what's on your wish list big boy you been naughty or nice? *************************************** LOL Generally speaking, I was/am nice. I mean a good boy, but also,.... I can be a little naughty or very naughty, even extremely naughty But promise me you won't tell Santa about me and I won't say nothing about you. |
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in the spirit of the season I shall put on my Santa hat what's on your wish list big boy you been naughty or nice? i have been nicely naughty |
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I wonder what’s in her box
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WHAT'S YOURS ??. |
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no worries I have been demoted to elf
status..job's open if ya want it |
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 11/14/17 03:07 PM
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maybe I could just stand in for the Mrs. once in awhile
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 07:01 PM
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I wonder what’s in her box ******************************** Me too Joe ! ..I wonder |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 07:33 PM
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I heard this year santa has lost his marbles .. good luck with your wishes **************************************** I know what you mean... I think? Lucky Santa to lose only his marbles, and not to die. Must be the NAGGING Mrs. Claus's fault... It's always like this. And that's also WHY the girls WON'T get anything from Santa this year |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 07:40 PM
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no worries I have been demoted to elf status..job's open if ya want it ********************************** Aww...Don't be sad ..Just look at you. You look great with that straw hat. Just like an Aussie cowgirl, betcha less the huge, big fat bum Bring it on gal, for the boys to admire you. Put on the avatar with the straw hat..Please ?? |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/28/17 03:54 AM
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A Christmas pickup line .for anyone who needs it .... If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas... awwwww!!!! ***************************************** themed just 4 you Santa Claus Pick-up Lines We have over 150 Categories of Pick Up Lines on our Main Page! - I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list. - That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you! - I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk! - Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean... - I've got something special in the sack for you! - How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up? - Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"? - I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear... - Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? - Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. - How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight? - Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? - Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle? - Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you. - I've got you on my "nice and naughty list! - Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh? - I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. - He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh - Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it. - You are what I want for Christmas. - I can get you off the Naughty List. - You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. - Wanna see my 12-inch elf? - Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you. - I know it's not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. - I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight. Some of my best toys run on batteries... - Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight... - If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? - I've got something you can hang a wreath on. - What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night? - Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way! - Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log? Believe me... if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows! - Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas? ********************************** Forgive me Santa, for I AM A SINNER |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/28/17 02:14 PM
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We have it all covered here Down Under
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