marry me?

werewolves

watch wifeswap

we are 138
we are 138

so no murder/suicide?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8nkkOA_AM

and just think... in a year you'll have to ask us if the murder/suicide will be justified.

I'm thinking the more important think to ask is: do you think he would appreciate you taking him away?

still or steal more kisses?

This is up there with the tree falling in the forest when nobody is around to hear it crash.

Oh, and 69styles probably isn't the best advertisment. It's only a step above Kittenkiller.

I'm not even sure if this warrants a reply post. They be lookin' for men who wear a belt, and take the time to use proper grammar.
just a suggestion

LOVE

i'm just tired of reading crap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbuatcBm75o&feature=related

I don't get it?

the important question might be: what was meatloaf singing about when he said "i would do anything for love, but i won't do that"?

Yeah I agree it's commendable to stand with your convictions, but I don't think that they would turn down Johnny Depp. Hell is trying to figure out other people.

this makes me think of my favorite craigslist post

Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk
Date: 2008-02-26, 5:25PM PST

Dear Hipster Record Store Clerk,
Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed.
I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70's ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors.
I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I'm totally missing out in life.
So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you're an uncompromising visionary.
No one will ever understand you. You're so different.
Signed,
Everyone Not Like You

Let's explore this! Seriously you could have soooo much fun with this, I'd change my last name to Nickelbender. Or McSquirts.