yes i am referring to the people who we do not know..!!

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

A Genius Husband gave the keys of his new car to his Wife with a warning:
“Darling, If you meet with an accident, the newspaper will print your AGE…So drive carefully…

Do not worry about the people who hurt or hate you.Worry about the people who love you because that is where the happiness is....am i right in saying so?

awww....not screwed up rather missed up...Lollllllllzzzz

hmmmm...

ROFL

*Worries at the start of the day means u r still alive!!
*Clothes that don't fit means u have a good appetite.
*Tears in ur eyes means there is somebody u care for.
*The mess to clean after party means u have friends around u.
*Roof that needs fixing means u have got a house.
*Taxes to pay means u r not unemployed.
*Msg on ur mobile means there is somebody who remembers u..

Let's be optimistic in life because everything around us happens for a reason......

At a dinner party...
One woman asks the host lady very anxiously, "Excuse me, where's that beautiful girl who was serving drinks?"
The host lady asks, "What do you want exactly? The girl or a drink?"
"Neither. I'm just looking for my husband !!

A hungry stomach,An empty pocket ,and a broken heart teach you the best lessons of life....!!

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into Hooters Resto-Bar
The place was hopping with music & loud conversation -- and every once in a
While "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers!
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, a little later the lights went momentarily out, again!
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stood up to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now -- how about that drink?'

What part of your body goes to heaven first?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, -
'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'
- 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.
- 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. - 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night.
Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'.
I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'
The Nun fainted...!!!.

An Army Sniper goes to a Rifle shop to buy a new scope for his Gun.
Manager takes out one & says: "This scope is so good, YOU can see my house 1 km up on that hill."
Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: "I see a naked man & a naked woman in your house."
Manager looks in the scope
& gives 2 bullets to the sniper:
"I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off
& the guy's Dick."
Sniper looks again in the scope :
"Well!! Seems like I can do that with one bullet..!!"

A small kid asked his mom - Mom - how do you always know how to solve my problems ,??
Mom replied .... well you know God makes us take an exam to be able to know and solve all your problems before we become mummy . Only when we pass the test we become Mom !!!
The kid gave a knowing smile and said - I understand... If you fail in the test you become Daddy !!

Contest in College:
Write a short essay which contains Spirituality, Sex & Suspense.
Award winning Short Essay:
"Oh My God.! I'm Pregnant, Who did it"?

Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference
between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom
cruise for 1 million?

Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an
opportunity

Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with
Tom cruise for 1 Million?

Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy

Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million?

Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do
with that money!

Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard !