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Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference
between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million? Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard ! |
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Very witty,love it.
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Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million? Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard ! |
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Very witty,love it. |
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Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million? Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard ! |
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Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million? Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard ! OMG.. this one is about the best you have posted.. Giggle snicker chortle Oh my gosh.. priceless |
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Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'? Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million? Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million? Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom Cruise for 1 million? Elder Son: Why not ? Imagine what I could do with that money! Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 millionaires but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard ! |
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