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Wed 05/08/24 12:23 PM
I'm holding out for identical twin sisters, preferably loaded, stacked and ready for delivery.

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Sat 05/04/24 03:29 AM
www.24hourbeddingsupplies.com

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Thu 05/02/24 10:50 AM
"if I can't sign in" is an anagram of insignificant.

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Thu 05/02/24 06:27 AM

What in your opinion is better than sex ?


more sex

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Mon 04/29/24 01:10 PM
My Gram's name is Ana.

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Mon 04/29/24 10:29 AM
It is insignificant if I can't sign in.

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Fri 04/26/24 02:38 AM
Graceyyy's account has been deactivated.

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Fri 04/26/24 02:25 AM
What does a snooker ball do when it's not in a game?

It just looks round.

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Tue 04/23/24 10:50 AM
I think women should be treated with preservative containing a fungal inhibitor, then an undercoat of primer followed by two layers of topcoat. No, a fence!

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Fri 04/19/24 04:23 AM
Asuka's account has been deactivated.

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Sat 04/13/24 12:13 AM
I saw Clockwise with John Cleese in the cinema and everyone was laughing. It might help to be British (for a change).

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Sun 04/07/24 03:56 AM
Love as a noun is meaningless if it cannot be rephrased as a verb with a subject and an object.

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Sat 04/06/24 08:08 PM
I think my true value is about two and six (old money). It used to come from the royal mint where they also made mint imperials.

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Mon 04/01/24 03:06 AM
The idea that one man should be tortured to death as punishment for the supposed wrongs of others is obscene.

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Mon 04/01/24 02:33 AM
Inspector Clouseau: ze case is solv-ed.

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Sat 03/30/24 07:32 PM
Usually next door to the gents.

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Sun 03/24/24 12:12 PM
Dogs like walks (and don't complain).

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Sat 03/16/24 08:29 AM
Your profile's fine. It just requires the right sort of woman with a great sense of humour to give you a chance. Go on girls, I think he's safe.

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Sun 03/10/24 06:42 PM

Gosh a marathon...
Sorry I don't know anything about a marathon..

It's Snickers now.

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Thu 03/07/24 05:55 AM
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