Both require a lot of kneeling.

You seem very interested in spanners.

The profile's fine apart from the fierce do's and don'ts. Also you have forbidden direct messages from anyone (including, presumably, people from Dhaka).

When I was in my forties I asked a young woman out, but soon found out she was in her early twenties. The date went well with lots of lively conversation, and nothing more. I think she was surprised that I didn't ask her out again, but she had been telling me of her plans and hopes for the future which I, with my greater experience, already knew were unlikely to happen. I couldn't tell her that, it would have crushed her. I knew she'd have to find out for herself. We were at different stages in our life journeys, and basically just ships passing in the night.

How would you feel about helping him put his socks on every day?

Blindfold?

Fate means the future is predetermined, for better or for worse. The alternative is free will which is a film about a whale.

also known as bovril.

Another reason why she won't get any messages is because her account has been deactivated.

Too late! Please set your profile picture so I haven't seen it.

Drugs?

What's next?

I don't know what his hobbies are.

Did you notice that asm (call him org for short) is a winker?

Some workplaces don't operate a "take your pet to work" scheme. This is not a problem for retired pet owners.

I'm in the UK where we have a new Online Safety Act. It hasn't affected me yet, but it will lead to full-time surveillance of everything we do and everywhere we go. I already feel like I'm being watched, and if what I say (or think!) is critical of the government's line, then I can expect a knock on the door.

GULP!

I'm thinking about growing a moustache.

I don't have a moustache, so with a sample size of two we find that all two of us are not the same.

We didn't get a proper "Hello". All we got was "Hey".