You are the toilet seat to my...toilet

Remove photo #7 (leaning against truck) and replace with another face shot if you have one. That photo makes you look mean.

As far as the profile summary goes, you asked for input, so here you go:

Remove all of the following:

"There is so much more that I will add as I go on but you get the idea.
See the hardest part of theses "profiles" is trying to write down what type of person I am , how people around me perceive me as a person. But I decided to just ask...... and take notes.lol I am who I am. Its hard to vocalize the personality I project on a daily bases. But hear it goes:
I am a fun person to be around. Seems I have a problem with unhappy people, I always seem to try and make them laugh, Everyone told me I am hilarious at times, with the way I see common things around me, at times using things as props for a joke. I Don't know, I just like to have fun and be happy.
I am by far not materialistic in any way, I have what I need to be happy, all I want for is happiness, Compassion, companionship,a good job(s), and good friends.
I am a down to earth level headed person; not sure how to explain this one. You'll catch on as you get to know me.
Very trusting person: I offer everyone I meet two things from the start free. my respect for the person you are, and my trust. Apparently I am also just as forgiving.
Theses are most of the things that I have been told by some of my friends. And I hope that it gives everyone a better understanding of who I am.
What I am NOT looking for:
No control freaks please. I offer a 50/50 relationship.
No impossible dreamers, Life is what it is. Deal with it. But see if you stop and look there is always a way to be happy, and loved those things are or should always be free! And that's what I offer.
Sorry but no big girls please, I understand that they need love too, just not by me."

Replace with: "My life does not revolve around materialism but rather happiness, compassion, companionship,a good job(s), and good friends."

Don't put a list of what you are NOT looking for. I see this a lot on the female profiles. It comes across as being rude or b$%tchy. Focus more on what you are looking for. If you are into thin women, mention that in your "want" list.

honesty, trustworthy, down to earth, etc. are not characteristics that need to be mentioned in a profile. Leave it up to the person to decide if you have these qualities.

Humor? Use it by posting something witty in your profile. Don't say that others think you are humorous. BE humorous.

That's my two cents.

If you are one of those peoples that doesn't look forward to a fresh start at the beginning of the year this forum is not for you.

At the beginning of this year I found hope to be the person I am and live up to my full potential. I know that there are people like me out their but I am discovering that I just a little bolder with my optistism about this upcoming year. Everyone is facing hard times with a failing economy in the United States and the entire world struggling to catch with the times and once again convert itself into a better place. My objective with these forum is to see what people really want to accomplish with there lives and what holds them back from fulfilling their dreams. I honestly beleive that every obstacle can be overcome in a person's life. Of course there are the exceptions to this rule but honestly review every reason you have given yourself in the past for not accomplishing your dreams in this life. Why haven't you gone back to school, why haven't you started saving for a new house, why haven't you consulted a finicail advisor to get you out of debt, why haven't you signed your kids up for sports, why can't you find that specail person, and so many other things we deny ourselves because WE have convinced ourselves that we can't accomplish our dreams. Could the reason maybe be that you won't allow yourself to succeed because you are scared of the road you must travel to your dreams. The sacrafices you have make, the comforts you may have to deny yourself, and the fears you have to conquer just to grasp that dream that would allow you to live a better live. Allow you to live up to your full potential.

When I sat time and look over my life wondering why I was not accomplishing certain dreams I realized that the only person I could blame for my failure was me! No one else. All I had to do was conquer my fear and travel that hard path towards my dreams. Now my beginnest fear is that I will allow that fear to stop me from accomplishing my dreams.

What are you denying yourself and what could you accomplish this year if you allowed yourself to do it.

We women love those guys who "announce" what they are going to do in bed and then they get there and we think, "Whaaa?, this sucks". Like, Oh baby I am gonna blank you so good and for so long....

That us just an addendum to what I said initially though...

cute and sexy... and probably a little kinky...

but gives away too much information on the page. its always better to find out those little details in the private conversation..

Sure, we always welcome fresh mea...err I mean we always welcome new people to join in