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Just a trouser snake More like a newt! |
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Ticker Tables
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Im doing well thanks Andy, you enormous excuse for an Irish Shrek lookalike, yourself? Ah not so bad, you sputum filled monkey scrotum. Might be getting over to London in the new year with work for a week or two |
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You must have been looking at the umbilical cord! It's the only time anyone thought you had a big penis - or a penis at all, ha ha!! |
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Lick your own balls to impress them Be sure to wash first - nothing worse than week old salty meatballs. You would know, you have licked enough of them Everytime I fkd your momma, she let me lick one! One of mine when she was pregnant with me? Of course not, you never had balls! |
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I had to stretch it with my arm first to be able to get that in! And we're back to the small arms! Ok i admit it, im a philidamide! lol! How are you anyway you annoying and scruffy little gimpy Brit?! |
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PLEASE HELP ME!!!
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Lick your own balls to impress them Be sure to wash first - nothing worse than week old salty meatballs. You would know, you have licked enough of them Everytime I fkd your momma, she let me lick one! |
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I had to stretch it with my arm first to be able to get that in! And we're back to the small arms! |
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PLEASE HELP ME!!!
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Lick your own balls to impress them Be sure to wash first - nothing worse than week old salty meatballs. |
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. SOUNDS terrible? Just wait until im elbow deep! Either you have stumpy little arms or that's one big fkn Raccoon! Raccoons are stretchable! Well if you use your penis there'll be no need to stretch them! |
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. SOUNDS terrible? Just wait until im elbow deep! Either you have stumpy little arms or that's one big fkn Raccoon! |
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It's not wrong for women to propose, it's wrong for them to be out of the kitchen and to have the vote, damn it! HAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE! Hey who needs a kitchen with all these restaurants around. jk Restaraunts haven't made it to Ireland yet. We run around in animal furs gathering berries and killing rabbits for food - hard little buggers to catch! |
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It's not wrong for women to propose, it's wrong for them to be out of the kitchen and to have the vote, damn it!
I kid, I kid ;-) |
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It's Monday and
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It is the first work day after DST! Did you fall back or arrive at work an hour early? DST was a week earlier here, unfortunately I got to work on time and not my usual hour late :( How unfashionable! I so hate DST. I wish it would go away! My internal clock is now all messed up again! That is the one thing I wish Benjamin Franklin would have kept to himself! Fat effing glory hound! 
It outrageous! Work on time, what next, no tax evasion?! DST is just so annoying as EVERY computer system in work has to be adjusted in some way.... |
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They have a 3 months old baby boy..... 
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Don't you mean "I'd kill ewe?"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 
Good one, Talldub! Two severed thumbs up for you, man! Hey, T, he just called you a female sheep!
I have my moments! ;-) |
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One of My friend got married with his girl friend without the consent of their parents from both end in 2008.A few month later, Boy's family became agree and started communicating with both. It's been two years now but girl's parent is not ready to speak with them and broke all the relation with her. mom is showing the ego. I tried to suggest them do not dwell in the past and make their life happy.... 
Would you people love to suggest them something........
Tell them to have a kid to win the mom over. Failing that, bury her alive for a few hours to make her see sense. |
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I watched Black Sheep at the weekend, a horror comedy. Is Skyline out in the US yet? I'm looking forward to seeing that and Paranormal Activity 2 Love Black Sheep. Check out Doghouse if you haven't seen it yet. I think Skyline opens this week. Oh, I watched Black Sheep years ago and found the idea hilarious! It had all the necessary ingredients to put together a traditional and delightfully clichéd creature-feature. A severed thumb up! So you didn't think it was baaaaaad.....haha I kill me. Nope. Only your jokes. Baaaaaaah! 
I'd kill you, but you'll just rise up again.
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I have tried to meet women on here but that all say IM a real dog? I have all my shots and am house trained! what can I do to get a date? |
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Desperately seeking Susan,
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Hey I dated a REAL dog last night!! Yes that right on her name is Cherokee (she's on my pic!!)  
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It's Monday and
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It is the first work day after DST! Did you fall back or arrive at work an hour early? DST was a week earlier here, unfortunately I got to work on time and not my usual hour late :( |
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