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first wish : no more political threads
second wish : no more "i'm bored" threads third wish : a billion euros |
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so want a girl to help
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i have a spare room and it needs a woman that wants a loving home.i have a 8 year old and she needs a woman in her life. rent is free.food is free so ware are the girls with the sense of adventurer. 
Does she great free willy too? |
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if you could hang a label
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"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." 
It's the only one I could think of, not already taken. 
How about "For a good time don't call me" ha ha! |
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if you could hang a label
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. Was a bit hard not to since he was 6ft 7" tall and sang 'My name is Andy, some people know me as Talldub' constantly. Was he screaming in pain trying to penetrate the dense coarse pubic hair around your arse? Could be mistaken for singing I suppose! |
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Fruit Flies
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Had the same problem last year. Go to wikihow and search for fruit flies, plenty of good advice there Hi Andy. Yes, I did do that. Together with the info here. It is just so nasty to me. 
I found a vacuum cleaner great for getting rid of the live ones. Tick is to eliminate their breeding area next!! |
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if you could hang a label
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great an english man and irish man trying to turn this into a "rainbow connection " thread 
There has gotta be a joke in there somewhere! Wouldn't count on it matey, ha ha!! |
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if you could hang a label
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! 1 Euro?! Thats barely even a tip! Mind you thats all he was able to give me, all he had was 'a tip'. Thats why i thought he was you. |
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if you could hang a label
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! You only knew about that because you tasted it. No, i sold your *** to some homeless guy. He assured me he'd be gentle with you!! Easiest euro i ever earned!!! |
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if you could hang a label
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol And low levels of semen None in rectum , unlike you!!! |
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if you could hang a label
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Caution : Contains high levels of alcohol
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if you could hang a label
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'Does Not Have Herpes' |
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Fruit Flies
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Had the same problem last year. Go to wikihow and search for fruit flies, plenty of good advice there
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Will try anything once = except anal
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murderess...
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apparently i'm the thread killer today. lo siento. MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 
Does that mean if you post again you'll kill your own thread?! |
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Shut up Dan
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OMG I CANT BREATHE shut up Dan I'll take my foot off your throat if you shut up Dan! |
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Im new everyone!
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You don't look new Marco. you look decades old in fact! hey be nice...you young pup you... 
All in jest, you old pup you! don't make this old pup teach you a new trick darlin... You can TRY to teach me! I have a feeling when it gets put to you right...you will learn..  All talk!!
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Shut up Dan
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it is almost the 4th of July!!! Shut UP Dan!! A whole year already huh?! Shut up Dan! And we haven't had a drink since! Almost a year since we were in Deb's telling you to shut up dan! |
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Im new everyone!
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You don't look new Marco. you look decades old in fact! hey be nice...you young pup you...
All in jest, you old pup you! don't make this old pup teach you a new trick darlin... You can TRY to teach me! |
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Why do women...
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Why does the bride wear white?
To match the color of the rest of the kitchen appliances |
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Im new everyone!
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You don't look new Marco. you look decades old in fact! hey be nice...you young pup you...
All in jest, you old pup you! |
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