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Topic: PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 11/08/10 09:25 AM
I have tried to meet women on here but that all say IM a real dog? I have all my shots and am house trained! what can I do to get a date?

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Mon 11/08/10 09:26 AM
I have tried to meet women on here but that all say IM a real dog? I have all my shots and am house trained! what can I do to get a date? Sniff a few butts and see if anyone sniffs back?

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Mon 11/08/10 09:31 AM
You just are not licking them in the right places. Start with the ankles! Then work your way up if you are not rejected outright.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Mon 11/08/10 09:32 AM Edited by rara777 on Mon 11/08/10 09:32 AM
I have tried to meet women on here but that all say IM a real dog? I have all my shots and am house trained! what can I do to get a date? Buy em an "Old Leghumper" beer. Sniff em where they like it, and then hump their leg. "So many legs, So little time".

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 11/08/10 09:33 AM
Well they Do tell me they like my tongue!!!

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 11/08/10 09:34 AM
take lessons from jesse... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Fyey4D5hg&feature=related

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 11/08/10 09:46 AM
Id rather have them from U!!!

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 11/08/10 10:30 AM
Id rather have them from U!!! i gave up teaching...

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 11/08/10 10:33 AM
Become a corn dog ... and get fried.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 11/08/10 10:53 AM
Naw I was a wiener dog but became a footlong!!!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 11/08/10 10:55 AM
quote] Id rather have them from U!!! i gave up teaching... Hey this old dog would REALLY like to learn new tricks!!

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Mon 11/08/10 11:04 AM
You can change your preference go for cats that way you can have a puzzy

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 11/08/10 11:09 AM
But Puzzy can be a bit scratchy!! I like it the way we do doggie style!!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45401	Mon 11/08/10 11:16 AM
I have tried to meet women on here but that all say IM a real dog? I have all my shots and am house trained! what can I do to get a date? You might try refraining from the leg humping BEFORE being introduced.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 11/08/10 11:18 AM
I have tried to meet women on here but that all say IM a real dog? I have all my shots and am house trained! what can I do to get a date? You might try refraining from the leg humping BEFORE being introduced. Hey thats just in my jeans OPPS Genes!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 11/08/10 11:20 AM
Lick your own balls to impress them

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45401	Mon 11/08/10 11:21 AM
Lick your own balls to impress them Finally. A million dollar idea.

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Mon 11/08/10 11:22 AM
Lick your own balls to impress them Be sure to wash first - nothing worse than week old salty meatballs.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Mon 11/08/10 11:24 AM
Lick your own balls to impress them Be sure to wash first - nothing worse than week old salty meatballs. You would know, you have licked enough of them

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Mon 11/08/10 11:25 AM
Lick your own balls to impress them Be sure to wash first - nothing worse than week old salty meatballs. You would know, you have licked enough of them Everytime I fkd your momma, she let me lick one!