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Tue 11/28/23 12:08 AM

Then try to reread it at least two more times, and hopefully you will get the second half, which seems to be more obscure for you than the first one. :blush:


Thank you, by the way, are you a school teacher? :joy:

I'll try to read it again on the weekend when I have lots more time :pray:


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Mon 11/27/23 04:00 PM

lol it is so true, I think people go through and click anyone just for the heck of it cause most times they are looking for suckers, and don't write anything on profile. be careful!


Thank you Joy :pray:

I try to be careful, but if you come across a fairy godmother please ask her to watch out for me :joy:

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Mon 11/27/23 03:57 PM

For many years, I kept my profile as
schitty, and antisocial as possible.
Mainly, in an attempt, to keep people
uninterested, and out of my inbox.

I didn't f'n work! :sob:

Lately, I've updated to seem approachable.
Bingo! Not a single message from an unknown,
for over a month. :joy:


It's strange that you say that...

And it's a bit like if your status is single, not many are interested, but if its taken/in a relationship you get lots of views :joy:

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Mon 11/27/23 03:55 PM

I get so many Views I have to delete daily are they pile up.
Many are not in my age range anyway.
I don't expect to date off here I am already interested in someone. I do message a few that Message me.




Finding views from someone in my age group is a rare plus...

And please stop making us less viewed people jelluss :joy:

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Mon 11/27/23 03:52 PM
I'm mostly natrelly happy :innocent:

But traffic wardens and tax inspectors make me feel like doing murder :joy:🤣

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Mon 11/27/23 03:48 PM



I am worried don’t want to spend time on an app

Don't worry, because it's a miracle that you changed from a man to woman 🤨


A man to a woman? :joy:
:open_mouth::scream:

Thank you Ms Storm, Ms Morticia an Mr Larsi... :pray:For saving me :joy: 🤣:innocent:


I was misled into a false sense of security :relaxed:
by Mr Robin an Mr Laska Paul :joy::wink:




You are warmly welcomed, Jaan. Happy to protect. laugh


Thank you all,... :pray:

Because some days the grey matter is AWOL :joy:

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Mon 11/27/23 03:45 PM






I'm not a sister :joy:
But yeah...

Come on ladies don't be shy...
Put some sunglasses on, if you have to :sunglasses::joy:



What does prince charming look like in your mind?






bigsmile shades



:joy: 🤣 Hahaha the frog prince waiting for a real princess to kiss him and turn him back into a real prince...

Thats a fairy tale lol...
Girls nowadays are likely to swat the poor frog prince with their handbag instead of kissing him :joy:


Good thing I believe in fairy tales then. tongue2

And even better since I'm not like those nowaday girls you speak of ... I always kiss, before swatting them with my handbag, or throwing them back in the pond. winking laugh




I must be getting old :joy:


This is a new fashion to me...

Kiss first then swat :joy:




Well any other way is silly. One of those frogs might be my prince. If I swat first, I'd never know. slaphead laugh


Duhhhh :joy: I forgot that...
And it makes sense lol...

Still you could kiss a frog / toad and if it doesn't turn into a prince, just throw it back into the middle...

But swatting it, is just cruel...
It's not the frog's /toad's fault it was born as a frog/toad, if we could all choose, we'd probably all wish to be born as James Bond :joy:

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Mon 11/27/23 11:36 AM
When that popup appeared the other day, the one where you send likes, there were a couple of real cute and Intelligent mature ladies that caught my eye...:yum:

And the little voice in my head said "Send Likes", so I clicked on their photos and sent my likes...

After the deed was done and likes sent... I realised I had de-selected them two cuties :rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes::sob::sob: and sent it to everyone else :joy::astonished::scream:

Doh!! Well needless to say, that put paid to that plan :sob:

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Mon 11/27/23 11:27 AM


I'm in the middle of upgrading my computer so won't be dropping 100£ on the dance floor 🤣

You want your cake and eat it too!



I wish I was loaded, but alas I'm just a goat herderer without goats, so I have no assets and I work in a crummy office 30 hours a week :sob:

I think I should ask the Christmas Father to drop a leggy blonde in the stocking over the radiator (we don't have a fireplace or fire) :joy:

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Mon 11/27/23 11:24 AM

Antisocial is the path to travel.



I'm travelling on a path, I'm not sure if it's antisocial but it sure seems wibbly wobbly :joy:

In the meantime I'll try to remain positive and happy, after all there's lots to be greatful about, like health... And I could have been a traffic warden and that would have been a real bummer :joy:🤣

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Mon 11/27/23 01:28 AM
Portsmouth uk

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Mon 11/27/23 01:27 AM
I'm thinking some people are cheeky :rage:
You're waiting for the bus, in the cold and rain, the first one to wait, and after you another 4 guys wait...

Along comes the 6th and boldly walks to as close to the front as possible :rolling_eyes:.... Fricken clowns 🤡 :joy:

I just stepped in front of him and blocked his path :joy:🤣🤣

The others didn't say a word... Or even stand up for themselves :rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes::thinking:



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Mon 11/27/23 12:24 AM
Good Morning to you all :snowflake::cloud_snow:⛄
Winter is here again :joy:

Happy Cyber Monday...
That's cyber Monday as in shopping 🛒

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Sun 11/26/23 03:18 PM

Please let me know what you think about my bio.

The picture will be replaced in time. I know they are not great.

What I'm looking for is platonic friendships with the possibility of one of those friendships becoming my life partner if I can get over the fear of wanting to run. I require friendship first and am attracted by intelligence.

Does any of what I write say that?

I'm just lonely and want companionship.

Thanks in advance,
Gia







As usual, I'm the last to arrive :joy:...


Maybe you're in the process of rewriting it?
Or you changed your mind...
As its kind of empty now...

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Sun 11/26/23 02:52 PM

Number of licks to center of Tootsie Pop ?


I couldn't figure this out, because I didn't understand the question :joy:

Luck for me Mr 1000111010123 answered :joy:

Everyone knows that's 3 because you can't resist biting it to get to the chewy center


Then I understood that a tootsie pop must be some kind of ice cream or lollipop :joy: or something like that lol


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Sun 11/26/23 02:48 PM

So what's the next question?


I haven't quite found a next question, I'll post one as soon as I think of one :joy:

Feel free to pop a question out yourself too :thumbsup:

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Sun 11/26/23 02:45 PM


Well, firstly....
Thank you for visiting my thread...
I hope the title caught your attention haha :joy:
Today's question is..
Q1) Do fishes drink water? :joy:

The answer is not simple as one might think, and it differs between freshwater and ocean fish. Read it here:
http://www.app.com/story/sports/outdoors/fishing/2022/11/03/do-fish-drink-water-ocean/69611708007/



That was an interesting read, but I had to read it twice to understand half of it :joy::thinking:

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Sun 11/26/23 02:41 PM




I'm not a sister :joy:
But yeah...

Come on ladies don't be shy...
Put some sunglasses on, if you have to :sunglasses::joy:



What does prince charming look like in your mind?






bigsmile shades



:joy: 🤣 Hahaha the frog prince waiting for a real princess to kiss him and turn him back into a real prince...

Thats a fairy tale lol...
Girls nowadays are likely to swat the poor frog prince with their handbag instead of kissing him :joy:


Good thing I believe in fairy tales then. tongue2

And even better since I'm not like those nowaday girls you speak of ... I always kiss, before swatting them with my handbag, or throwing them back in the pond. winking laugh




I must be getting old :joy:


This is a new fashion to me...

Kiss first then swat :joy:


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Sat 11/25/23 02:11 AM
:joy:🤣🤣

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Fri 11/24/23 02:25 PM

If left unchecked China will dominate the world. They will take the USA and Russia broke through wars or any other means. As soon as they can bypass both Technology wise they will takeover the world.



As Tessa wrote..

Best start learning Mandarin then! Take it from a European, everyone gets conquered at some point


Yes, civilisations come and go, ever since mankind left the cave, many civilisations have ruled a large part of the world, like the Romans for example..

I usually find it is better to pray for the needy and let what will be, be... Even more so, if you're a believer in God, because nothing happens without His permission...

I also get the impression that ever since the cold war, the American public have been fed garbage by the media, like the commies are coming... Did they ever come?

So what if China supercedes the rest of the world in technology? Do you think they did it lying on the beach sipping martini's?

The Chinese work long hours for less wages than in most western countries, they've earned that progress...

Don't lose sleep over it...
Live and let live...