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Topic: Still suffering from malnutrition of a social life...
Jaan Doh 's photo
Tue 10/24/23 12:53 AM
Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)


Morticia's photo
Tue 10/24/23 05:05 PM
Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)

You are definitely the most cheerful person on Mingle, despite suffering social life malnutrition :joy:

soufiehere's photo
Tue 10/24/23 05:21 PM

Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)



Unless you are anorexic, you are just too picky ;-)

no photo
Tue 10/24/23 05:28 PM

Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)






Tomorrow night sound good? Wait. Im on standby tomorrow night. Umm. This weekend Im working. Split shifts next week.

Rain check? :angel: waving

Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 10/30/23 04:23 PM

Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)

You are definitely the most cheerful person on Mingle, despite suffering social life malnutrition :joy:



Hmmmm Morticia,

I already know your fabulous at catching out the fakes and scammers :thumbsup:

And maybe your right too about being cheerful and maybe that's the cause of my social life malnutrition...

All next week I'm going to try my best at not being cheerful :joy::joy:


Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 10/30/23 04:25 PM


Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)



Unless you are anorexic, you are just too picky ;-)


I am :joy:
Anorexic :sob:

(hope it means I'm underweight cos I think I'm anorexic)

I been the same weight since age 16... Some days I feel it would be nice to be normal weight and not get blown away in a blizzard :joy::joy:

Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 10/30/23 04:27 PM


Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)






Tomorrow night sound good? Wait. Im on standby tomorrow night. Umm. This weekend Im working. Split shifts next week.

Rain check? :angel: waving



And you haven't even got to..
I'm washing my hair on that day...

Raincheck accepted lol


:joy::joy:

Rock's photo
Mon 10/30/23 06:26 PM
Antisocial is the path to travel.

no photo
Mon 10/30/23 09:01 PM

I'm in the middle of upgrading my computer so won't be dropping 100£ on the dance floor 🤣

You want your cake and eat it too!

Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 11/27/23 11:24 AM

Antisocial is the path to travel.



I'm travelling on a path, I'm not sure if it's antisocial but it sure seems wibbly wobbly :joy:

In the meantime I'll try to remain positive and happy, after all there's lots to be greatful about, like health... And I could have been a traffic warden and that would have been a real bummer :joy:🤣

Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 11/27/23 11:27 AM


I'm in the middle of upgrading my computer so won't be dropping 100£ on the dance floor 🤣

You want your cake and eat it too!



I wish I was loaded, but alas I'm just a goat herderer without goats, so I have no assets and I work in a crummy office 30 hours a week :sob:

I think I should ask the Christmas Father to drop a leggy blonde in the stocking over the radiator (we don't have a fireplace or fire) :joy:

Gia's photo
Thu 11/30/23 01:35 PM
I was diagnosed with SM to - it’s definitely a small world! :nerd: Like ED it’s a real thing. :joy: Well, Mister stand a woman up 7 times. I’ve been waiting at the coffee shop since last Thursday. Wrong country maybe. 🤷:tone1:‍♀️🫣🤣


Jaan Doh 's photo
Thu 11/30/23 02:55 PM

I was diagnosed with SM to - it’s definitely a small world! :nerd: Like ED it’s a real thing. :joy: Well, Mister stand a woman up 7 times. I’ve been waiting at the coffee shop since last Thursday. Wrong country maybe. 🤷:tone1:‍♀️🫣🤣




Too many sentences...
Cannot compute :joy:
Half brain switching off :joy:
(I only have half a brain, the other half leaked out my ear while sleeping upside down :joy:)
Cannot compute 🤣

Baby steps...
One sentence at a time please :pray:

Gia's photo
Sat 12/02/23 10:36 AM


I was diagnosed with SM to - it’s definitely a small world! :nerd: Like ED it’s a real thing. :joy: Well, Mister stand a woman up 7 times. I’ve been waiting at the coffee shop since last Thursday. Wrong country maybe. 🤷:tone1:‍♀️🫣🤣




Too many sentences...
Cannot compute :joy:
Half brain switching off :joy:
(I only have half a brain, the other half leaked out my ear while sleeping upside down :joy:)
Cannot compute 🤣

Baby steps...
One sentence at a time please :pray:



:laughing:


What does a man do standing up,
a woman do sitting down,
and a dog do with one leg up?



Shake hands. :joy:


Jaan Doh 's photo
Sat 12/02/23 04:16 PM



I was diagnosed with SM to - it’s definitely a small world! :nerd: Like ED it’s a real thing. :joy: Well, Mister stand a woman up 7 times. I’ve been waiting at the coffee shop since last Thursday. Wrong country maybe. 🤷:tone1:‍♀️🫣🤣




Too many sentences...
Cannot compute :joy:
Half brain switching off :joy:
(I only have half a brain, the other half leaked out my ear while sleeping upside down :joy:)
Cannot compute 🤣

Baby steps...
One sentence at a time please :pray:



:laughing:


What does a man do standing up,
a woman do sitting down,
and a dog do with one leg up?



Shake hands. :joy:




So that's what all the neighbours dogs are doing :joy:🤣...

Shaking hands with every lamp-post, tree and garden wall :joy:🤣

 Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ's photo
Sat 12/02/23 09:33 PM
Hi to everyone over 45 :joy:

Well gosh, I'm still suffering from malnutrition of a social life :sob:

I guess work (aka punishment) doesn't help much, because it's just home to work rinse and repeat everyday...

Weekends are free but that's when I do my chores :joy::sob:

It would be nice to go out on a weekend and socialise, maybe go for a coffee or a bite to eat, maybe shopping or just window shopping (we can put the brick in your handbag :handbag: :joy:🤣)...

And don't worry if the police catch us, I'll come visit you in prison :joy:🤣🤣

So as they say in foreign lands, if you have that Je nais ce quois, that ooh lala :heart_eyes: please drop me a message, police wimmins :cop:‍♀️ welcome too, but not traffic wardens :joy:🤣

Please note, fakes and scammers stay away, cos I'll come back as a ghost :ghost: :ghost::ghost: and haunt you :joy:


Asta la pasta
(I think that's good bye for now in Italian :flag_it:)

Stop visiting Malls an purchasing nutrients name products...:laughing::laughing:

Look what's happening in neighbourhood an their fights, an Stay happy an healthy 🤣🤣

Jaan Doh 's photo
Sun 12/03/23 02:59 PM

Stop visiting Malls an purchasing nutrients name products...:laughing::laughing:

Look what's happening in neighbourhood an their fights, an Stay happy an healthy 🤣🤣


It's too cold to go out now, there's black ice everywhere and the snow :cloud_snow::cloud_snow::cloud_snow: hasn't even started :sob::sob:

I'm staying in like a hedgehog :joy: and hibernating, except for shopping and work (punishment) :joy: 🤣


Toodygirl5's photo
Sun 12/03/23 03:40 PM
Check out a relationship site that does not have Forums. Those are usually successful for People who really want a serious Relationship, not hookups or just dating.
IMO

Jaan Doh 's photo
Mon 12/04/23 04:37 AM

Check out a relationship site that does not have Forums. Those are usually successful for People who really want a serious Relationship, not hookups or just dating.
IMO


Good afternoons Toodygirl, I'm just here for friends, good conversation and free cake :cake::joy:

And all 3 of them seem to be in short supply here :joy:


Jaan Doh 's photo
Sat 01/06/24 10:13 AM
Bump :joy:

I'm bumping this in case a lovely lady registers in Manchester, and also has malnutrition of a social life :joy:

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