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If you were a funny, obnoxious, demented, or crazy Chinese Restaurant owner; what would your fortune cookies say???
It takes many nails to build crib... ...one screw to fill it! |
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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese Bakery!
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"you are a loser and will never amount to anything"
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 If you were a funny, obnoxious, demented, or crazy Chinese Restaurant owner; what would your fortune cookies say???
It takes many nails to build crib... ...one screw to fill it! |
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baseball is wrong man with four balls cannot walk
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only a fool would look at a cookie for words of wisdom
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He who farts in church must sit in own pew...
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You have an unusual equipment for success...
...use it properly! 6 24 32 48 51 12 |
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hey i like that guy, but someone deleted him from my friends lists for some reason, i dont know why,maybe hes dead to me, but i dont think so.......
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make sure you tip silly round eye
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If you read this you will be cursed and you will die. Have a nice day.
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an optimist is a girl ,
who regards a bulge as a curve ! 
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ever tasted arsenic before??
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If you read this you will be cursed and you will die. Have a nice day.
i love it!! hey engraven u better rite me back man.......this is Jesus!! |
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Many tree die to bring you this message...
...hope you're happy long time! |
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hey i like that guy, but someone deleted him from my friends lists for some reason, i dont know why,maybe hes dead to me, but i dont think so....... 
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if you walk a mile in another mans shoes, there is a barefooted man somewhere
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"Man with four balls cannot walk."
"Man with hand in bush smells like tuna." "You still readin' this fortune? Man- talk about havin' no life!" |
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I got one once that I still haven't figured out, this is an actual fortune cookie fortune.
"Now is the time to make circles with mints" Can anyone tell me what that means??? 
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I got one once that I still haven't figured out, this is an actual fortune cookie fortune. "Now is the time to make circles with mints" Can anyone tell me what that means???
First thing that came to my mind...Pop one in your mouth and french a chick!
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