I like mountain girls, but I didn't know there was an area for it.

Kaleidoscopes, for the stoned hippies.

The New Zealand accent sounds like a speech impediment to me.
I work with them often and pick it up, and other aussies sometimes ask me if I'm a Kiwi.

For me Russian, Polish, Czechoslovakia, accents are very sexy, from a woman.

2 of my best girlfriends were a few years older than me, less hangups, less mind games, and more keen to enjoy themselves, not so precious of their assets.

An older lady I shared a house with was hot, (wet T shirt winner hot), and going shopping was funny; all the guys would gawk slack jawed and follow with their eyes, and all the old ladies would look, and turn to each other and complain.

A neighbour of mine was 30 years older, and a very good looking dancer still high kicking, and I thought about it, and so did she.
I do like much younger ladies too, but all women have their charms at any age.

On weekends have little holidays in towns nearby, where your interests are also the interests of your preferred type. As far as internet dating goes, don't put all your eggs in one basket, diversify. Good luck and happy hunting.

I don't like crunchy anyway; yum, squishy flakes.

Borrow someone's boisterous, licky dog, and let it in.

Good Morning, slobber. (Not from me)

Fill the house with the smell of cooking bacon, and fresh coffee, but then hide it all outside so she can't find any when she gets up.

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a brand of beer

Vehicle Identification Number.

And a Variety pack of different flavoured chips/crisps.

I'm looking for a girl with far away eyes.

You might not believe it, but I'm even more annoying in person.

Many moons ago, I

Soma

Thinking rude naughty thoughts, shame on me.

LOL. I thought he was going to say 'Planking', but that fad is history.

Quietly surround her with empty beer cans, and wait.

Nanobots, if you had a microscope.

I'm glad there are no bears in australia because I love the outdoors. I like guns but carrying a .454 / .460 iron all day would weigh me down a bit.

The tranquiliser snack idea may work if you are lucky, but snacks will attract them in the first place. I wonder if pepper spray would just make them angry, and hungry.
Maybe a pot of honey, it works on Winny the Poo.

Hi Ruth, welcome to mingle. You might meet someone nice in the forums.
Good luck, see you there.

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