ahahahahaha thats funny....

my love is free...
i dont need and/or want his money

but i hate when a quy expects ME to pay for HIM...
thats lamee =/

whether its a movie ticket.. dinner... rent...
if my love is free, yours should be too

pretty

that poem was soo amazinq! love it...

(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) "Lets get you out of these wet clothes!"

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want 1 more?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You must be Gillete, because you're the best a man can get!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Can I at least get a fake number?

You might as well sleep with me, because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up?

**Excuse me for interrupting, I ain't tryna make a pass. But you must be leaving the country if you packing that much ass!

hahahahahah u got the same jokes my dad has wit his bitter old ex wifey

hell yeah