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Topic: STUPiD [funny] PiCK UP liNES
La_Boricua_Blanca Joined Fri 08/08/08 Posts: 9	Thu 09/04/08 08:08 PM
(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) "Lets get you out of these wet clothes!" You've got 206 bones in your body. Want 1 more? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You must be Gillete, because you're the best a man can get! Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. Can I at least get a fake number? You might as well sleep with me, because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway! Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up? **Excuse me for interrupting, I ain't tryna make a pass. But you must be leaving the country if you packing that much ass!

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missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Thu 09/04/08 08:37 PM
why is this posted in the help section??? hmmm

elanher Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 505	Thu 09/04/08 08:50 PM
How about baby if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

SkaryKoolAide Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 1154	Thu 09/04/08 09:03 PM
nice shoes....lets ****

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Fri 09/05/08 12:21 PM
My fav is "Quit strugglin' and get in the car". Works every time!

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Fri 09/05/08 12:23 PM
or maybe: You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a footlong!

ahuhalicious Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 995	Fri 09/05/08 12:32 PM
why dont you sit on my face and let me guess your weight :D

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Fri 09/05/08 12:33 PM
you must be tired because you've been running in and out of my mind all day

TJN Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 6745	Fri 09/05/08 12:45 PM
(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) "Lets get you out of these wet clothes!" You've got 206 bones in your body. Want 1 more? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You must be Gillete, because you're the best a man can get! Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. Can I at least get a fake number? You might as well sleep with me, because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway! Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up? **Excuse me for interrupting, I ain't tryna make a pass. But you must be leaving the country if you packing that much ass! SO I should stop using them? thouhgt I was just on a dry spell

PrincessPeaches Joined Fri 06/20/08 Posts: 438	Fri 09/05/08 04:04 PM
I need your name so I can put it on my x-mas wish list You must be a fallen angel girl you from tennasee...cause you the only ten I see That dress looks nice on you.....But It'll look great on my bed room floor Girl I can eat you up with a bowl off soup

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