Maybe by July...teaser!

On Saturday I graduate to a walker and crutches combo...
Eventually I will wear two boots and dance a two-step again. :)

Ants.
In.
My.
Possum.
Pants.

Yeah...colder and maybe wetter. I'm not seeing much other difference (aka liquor store supplies!) LOL!

It will be delicious, I'm sure!

Hey! How about putting it in the crockpot before work? It could be there to greet you when you get home!

Well, I sat on my balcony and read an ENTIRE BOOK in the warm, dry (dare I say spring-like) weather...even without a weather rock :)

I also deadheaded my plants and gave them a little drinkie...they are HAPPY!

These came to me through another channel but were too good not to share. Glad you all have been enjoying them!

But is it WARM???

My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" whilst in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me."
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten a Disability Pension too."
And then the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend."
"I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God," says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started....

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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we were, alongside the road, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get s-o-o-o-o stressed, and little
things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.. he was a DWARF!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted, "I AM NOT
HAPPY!"
So I looked down at him and said, "Well then, which one are you?"
And then the fight started....

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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started....

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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
And then the fight started..

I cleaned, chopped and froze (with a healthy dose of garlic) an entire case of roasted green chilies in the fall. I pull those little packets out of the freezer and toss them into all kinds of things. I sure do like Rotel, though. It's handy and I don't have to stand all day in the kitchen to prepare it! LOL!

I made a green chili stew with leftover pork loin. YUMMY!

I was rooting for both of these teams...so now, who to root for in the Super Bowl?

These are both the teams I was rooting for...now the conundrum...
which to root for in the Superbowl?
Perhaps I'll just sit back and enjoy the game. Either team is a winner in my book!

Is Monday your favorite day of the week?

I was...I confess I was!
My "outing" yesterday apparently took it out of me! Oh man! I'm ready to get my life back but know I have to be careful and PATIENT! (And will be!)

Cha cha cha..

You are amazing!

Mmmmmm...Kristi, ya got me jonesing for a Kolache! But I'm afraid it'll be a green protein shake breakfast for me...deluciious but NOT a Kolache!

Good morning, Texas!

Yes, ma'am!

A friend took me out to lunch today and then I sat on my balcony and watched the clouds change color as the SUN (thank goodness for a change) went down! I'm exhausted but it was a wonderful change of pace.

Wow...they've really got to be on their game every second! This is really welcome information! Thanks!