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A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed, dissipated drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured her a large drink and the woman chugged it down in record time.
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
Yet again she chugged it down in record time before turning around to the patrons for the third time with the same request.
And yet again the little drunk chap at the end of the bar pulled out his money and said “Give the ballerina a drink!”
At this the bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Look mate, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk looked him in the eye and replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has GOT TO BE a ballerina!

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