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newbie me
Edited by
David1943
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Thu 04/17/08 06:06 AM
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Hello, and welcome aboard! Great sincere, genuine people - great site! Enjoy your stay, which we hope will be a long one.
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any guys ever
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Did someone say sheep? Where, where, where?
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If I died tomorrow
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Beautiful, powerful and evocative words - so sentimental. Tears in eyes - but of course I cannot admit that, can I?
Thanks for sharing.  
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Good morning America!
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Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
 
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Topic:
Good morning America!
Edited by
David1943
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Thu 04/17/08 12:25 AM
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Good morning from England. This is Benji the Puss speaking - and yes, I AM a kitty! My human is somewhat indisposed this morning, so I am standing in for him. Lashings of hot coffee, buttered toast, eggs, sausages and bacon - and cigarettes - are freely available, so come on over!
Later this morning, my human is taking me over to the vet for a certain somewhat delicate operation. As an aristocrat, I will not go into details - but the indignities a kitty has to suffer! Love you all, and God bless America. Thank you for making us so welcome at JSH. Miaow! Miaow!
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someone talk to me.
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Welcome aboard: great site, lovely sincere people!
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hello i am a newbie
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Great site! Great people! Welcome aboard!
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Official Adult Resignation
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Good one!
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DOCTOR'S FUNERAL
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BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good Morning JSH!
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Good morning from England! This is Benji the Puss - yes, I really am a kitty - standing in for my human, David1943, who is indisposed for the next few hours. So I offered to write this slot for him - aren't I cute?
Well, we have copious amounts of hot coffee, and lots of cigarettes to start the day, together with a full English breakfast - so you're all welcome! I shall be eating sausage and bacon: you see, as an aristocrat I cannot really be expected to eat common cat food, can I? God bless you all, God bless America - and thank you for making my human so very welcome at JSH. Miaow!
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Hello..
Edited by
David1943
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Wed 04/16/08 05:29 AM
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A very happy birthday!
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Topic:
Unperfect....
Edited by
David1943
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Wed 04/16/08 03:48 AM
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You are a girl, and in my view that's all that really matters. The perfect person hasn't been born yet, so be yourself and enjoy life just as you are.
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Ode to the Kitty
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Absolutely brilliant! Well done!
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Hello, and happy completion of Phase 2 of your master plan. Welcome aboard - there are some lovely genuine people on here.
Have fun!
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The phone rings
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Play a good dose of Beethoven down the phone, and let them pay for the pleasure. That'll soon get rid of them!
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Chazza in Mourning?
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On the morning Princess Diana died, Chazza was out walking his mutt. "Morning" cried a passer-by. "No" responded Chazza "just walking the dog".
Yuk! When Lizzie of that Ilk heard about the death crash, her first question was "Was Fergie in the car, too?" Yuk! |
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Good morning fellow singles
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Hope, as they say, springs eternal in the human breast - so who knows? Have a great day.
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Desperation
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Hello! I think you are absolutely correct in what you say. As our friends the Masons say, I feel you should proceed with caution or, better still, have nothing to do with this one at all.
You are right - it IS insulting. |
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3am
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Wow! It's 8.05 am over here!
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Good morning from England!
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A cured herring - deicious!
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