Absolutely! I feel the distance factor can be overcome.

Death of a clone?

Well, I don't know about actually eating the meat, but Benjamin's Theory of Procreation states that "the angle of the dangle equals the heat of the meat".

Goodnight and sweet dreams! Hell, it's morning over here!
zzzZZZZZZ ZZZZZZzzz

Well, I'm a true individualist - and an eccentric to boot! So there!

I think it is the inner person who matters. After all, looks and beauty are only skin-deep. And of course beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, is it not?

Sweet dreams! How lucky you are - it's morning over here in England!

Good morning from England! This is your friend Benji the Puss speaking - and yes, I AM a kitty, as I explained yesterday morning. My human, David, is still in bed so I have taken over his morning slot. Well, someone has to keep things running over here!

This morning we have cigarettes and lashings of hot coffee, hot buttered toast with marmalade and of course the usual full English breakfast - so come on over! No common cat food for me, lol! Well, my operation yesterday went well, apart from the sheer indignity of being submitted against my will to such a thing. But my human will surely get his comeuppance - oh yes! I'll get my own back - just you wait and see!

This morning, I am taking my human metal-detecting on the coast, so I shall see you all on Monday afternoon. He can be quite absent-minded at times, so of course I have to look after him. Have a nice day: God bless America - and my good friends Chazza and Mr. Brown send their kindest regards. Miaow!

When asked for his definition of a wife, HRH Chazza is reported to have replied "Well, er, isn't it a gadget one screws on the bed, and then it does all the housework?" When asked for his definition of a kiss, he meekly replied "Well, er, one considers a kiss to be an application at headquarters for a job at base".

Me too, I guess - really an addict!

I know the feeling from my younger days. Honestly, things will get better.

Do not fear - I am here!

Camilla heard loud laughs coming from the bedroom, and rushed in to see what was happening. Chazza was sitting on the bed, laughing for all he was worth. "I've just done that jigsaw puzzle" he cried excitedly. "I really am a Royal genius - it only took me four hours to do. Isn't that clever of me?" Camilla looked at the box, and retorted that it could be completed in twenty minutes or less. "No, you're wrong" cried Chazza with glee. "Look at the other side of the box: it says "up to seven years".

Prime Minister Gordon Brown was talking to President Bush. "Well" said Bush "soon we will be landing on Mars. What do you think of that for an achievement?" "That's nothing" replied Gordon "soon the British will be landing on the sun". "Impossible" replied Bush, "have you any idea of the temperature on the sun?" "No problem whatsoever" replied Gordon. "We intend to land on the sun at night, after it's gone out!!!"

You must be very, very proud indeed.

Spotted at a swimming pool in London a few years ago:

WELCOME TO OUR OOL

That's right, there's no "P" in it!
Let's keep it that way!


And at a well-known hotel:

The toilets on this floor are closed.
Please relieve yourself on any of the other floors.


And at the same hotel in London (Honestly!!)

Call the chambermaid to relieve you.

Good morning from England - perhaps that should be good afternoon. Have a great day!

Happy birthday - have a great one!