Hello! Benji the Kitty here, from England. Well, I have the strangest pet of all - a human, would you believe! How on earth this creature manages to walk on only two legs is beyond me. I do of course have to be pretty strict with him, to keep him in order, but as a pet he is quite nice.

I would recommend getting a human of your very own: a fascinating species in every respect.

Miaow! Miaow!

Absolutely! Why not, indeed?

That wouldn't surprise me one iota.

Well, mine just has to be J. Wellington Wimpy, from Popeye.

"I'll gladly eat a hamburger today, and pay you Thursday!"

Clitoris.

Good morning! Benji the Kitty here, speaking from England. Well, this morning (and it's 6.20 am over here) my human is actually out of bed and is preparing breakfast under my instructions, of course. A full English breakfast, lashings of hot coffee and lots of buttered toast - and of course lots of cigarettes, too, to really start the day. I of course shall be having my favourite - sausage and bacon together with a bowl of cold milk. Well, I have standards to uphold - no common cat food for me!!

I am pleased - and honoured - to report that someone has asked for a photograph. So, if you visit my human's profile - there I am! Am I not a pretty kitty?

Have a lovely day, and God bless America! My good friends Lizzie the Q and Phil the Greek send their kindest regards!

Miaow. Miaow.

Hello from England, Dee, and welcome aboard! Lots of sincere genuine people on here - you will soon make lots of new friends.

Hello! Benji the Kitty writing from England. My human agrees fully with everything in this posting, and is most impressed.
He is a very nice human, but of course it is my duty to keep him on the straight and narrow, so to speak.

I feel that every pet should have a human of their very own, I really do!

Congratulations upon a truly wonderful posting.

Miaow. Miaow.

I wish! At my time in life, it normally takes all night to do what I used to do all night - and that's if I'm very lucky!

That is incredible - eight lives. Could you expand on this, please? Thanks.

Absolutely, yes! I have attended demonstrations where the existence of a past life was proved by hypnotic regression.

I somehow suspect I was not a very nice person in my previous life.

Thanks for an interesting topic - very!

What's long and thin
covered in skin
red in parts
and goes in tarts?






Rhubarb.

Brilliant!

Great thanks, Baby! Have a lovely day! Oh, and don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Clearly, hope springs eternal ............!!

My goodness - this is absolutely brilliant and so very evocative. Well done!

Good morning from my human and I. Have a lovely day. Benji the Kitty.

Thank you so much! Once I have licked my human into shape, I think today wil be wonderful.

You have a lovely day, too.

Good morning from England! This is Benji the Kitty speaking on behalf of my human, David. We have just returned home after a lovely week-end, and would you believe the audacity of my human? He has not only asked me to write his morning slot - but prepare breakfast! When will he realise that I am a pet - not a slave? So - full English breakfast, lashings of hot coffee and as many cigarettes as you like to kick-start your day. You're most welcome!

Do you remember that my human took me to the vet last week for a certain undignified operation - the details of which I shall refrain from going into? Well, this morning he got his comeuppance - the morning post contained the vet's account. That'll teach him!!!

Have a lovely day - and my good friends Lizzie the Q, Chazza and Camilla Bread Rolls send their kindest regards.

Miaow! Miaow!

PS I almost forgot - God bless America. In a recent communication from the Clinton cat, Socks, I was informed that I must always include this phrase as a mark of respect. This, as an aristocrat, I am pleased to do.

Up and about for the last three hours - but of course it is morning this side of the pond!