Good morning from England! This is Benji the Kitty speaking on behalf of my human, David. We have just returned home after a lovely week-end, and would you believe the audacity of my human? He has not only asked me to write his morning slot - but prepare breakfast! When will he realise that I am a pet - not a slave? So - full English breakfast, lashings of hot coffee and as many cigarettes as you like to kick-start your day. You're most welcome!

Do you remember that my human took me to the vet last week for a certain undignified operation - the details of which I shall refrain from going into? Well, this morning he got his comeuppance - the morning post contained the vet's account. That'll teach him!!!

Have a lovely day - and my good friends Lizzie the Q, Chazza and Camilla Bread Rolls send their kindest regards.

Miaow! Miaow!

PS I almost forgot - God bless America. In a recent communication from the Clinton cat, Socks, I was informed that I must always include this phrase as a mark of respect. This, as an aristocrat, I am pleased to do.

Good morning Benji!!!
have a spectacular day!

Thank you so much! Once I have licked my human into shape, I think today wil be wonderful.

You have a lovely day, too.

Good morning dude !!!!

good morning! Poor kitty...having to make breakfast...I'd make the human do the dishes!

Hope you all have a good day!

Good morning Benji, and David, too..... You come live with me. My kitties are thoroughly spoilt. Thank you for your blessings and may God bless the Queen!! Meow, meow!!

Good morning