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Thu 09/04/08 11:40 PM

Anyways, enough of the niceness and hugging...

People should know better than that. My threads are for meanness and pisstaking...

So everyone, GET OUT! lol


Piss off, you bugger!

Sorry, blokes, but that's pretty much the dogend of my british slang.

Say, Dan.. what ever happened to that little leprechaun that showed up in the U.P. with ya? Has he been after your lucky charms?

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Thu 09/04/08 03:28 PM
Hi again, Jack..Deb..Cathy..Pete..John..Paul..George..Ringo!

This place is really becoming the BOM!

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Thu 09/04/08 01:26 AM
Man... don't get me started on the spray deodorant. It should be called odorant. I hate having to go into a locker room after some dipstick with bad aim has doused the place in Brut 33.

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Wed 09/03/08 06:11 PM
(((lilith)))

I know that seems a little strange, seeing as how you don't know me, but I'm just like that..

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Wed 09/03/08 05:35 PM
Damn...uh.. dang.. well, I didn't say it, I just quoted it.

What's the webmaster's name anyway? I don't want to accidentally use it in vain..

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Wed 09/03/08 05:32 PM
I live in St.Louis.

Go Cards! (still hoping for a miracle)

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Wed 09/03/08 05:27 PM
I have like 4 jumbo size boxes of garbage bags.. but no milk..

but thanks for reminding me to get some more deodorant..lol..

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Wed 09/03/08 05:18 PM
*EDIT*

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that they are a little more lax about moderating around here?

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Wed 09/03/08 04:54 PM
What makes you so sure I'm a member? I'm only here for cyber-stalking.

Mongo can stay here with Sheriff Bart if he wants too. You don't have to go back to "hanging chad"...

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Sat 04/19/08 04:46 PM
I like women with 60 to 80 diastolic and around 120 systolic

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Sat 04/19/08 01:31 PM
How about Rug?

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Mon 04/14/08 07:28 PM
Damn broke today..

flooded the whole valley..


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Sun 04/13/08 06:29 PM
Damn..tomorrow is monday..

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Sat 04/12/08 08:39 PM
Well, everybody has a special talent, you know...

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Sat 04/12/08 06:07 PM
Damn, Saturday night and I ain't got nobody...

I think I'll run down to the bar and pick up a chick to have a meaningless relationship with.

Oh, wait, that means I would have to put on my socks and shoes.. forget it.. damn..

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Sat 04/12/08 05:57 PM
I think that when you get out of a bad relationship, you forget to look for what you really want, you end up looking for what your last partner wasn't. I think thats why so many "rebound" relationships fail.

Each new relationship has to be a blank page... Dragging the luggage of the problems of the past relationships around with you is bad for your future relationships!!!

There is a difference between becoming wiser from past experiences and becoming less trusting.

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Sat 04/12/08 01:30 PM
I definately believe that ignorance is bliss, but it will never happen for me, I just ask too many questions...

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Sat 04/12/08 01:18 PM

Hey your cute and funny. I would let you date my baby sister. Of course she might corrupt you. lol Welcome to JSH.


Hmm.. babysitter, you say..

I guess I do have to say my ex is 54 now. Not that I purposefully go for older women, it just works out that way sometimes..lol..


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Sat 04/12/08 12:37 PM

damn it's cold in St. Louis today

I broke out the damn parka today.....


She's a damn sel in distress...

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Sat 04/12/08 12:22 PM


laugh HEEHEElaugh

bigsmile SCP, check out my profile ... :wink: :wink:


Nice.. My roommate asked if you were from here, I said "Sure.. if you mean here as in North America..." laugh

I'm sorry you have to be in Alaska.. I obviously have my cute girl repulser turned up too high..