Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking
buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself
by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on
his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the
landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked
in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.
He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a
Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled
his way to bed.
In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and
butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"

Flynn said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the
broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood
trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but
mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

I wish my digital camera worked, I just got a really good pedi
yesterday!!

that is hiliarious!!! Great!! Thanks for the laugh! I really needed that
today~~

lol that was funny!

Mike,
Isn't it a landlords legal obligation to let you know as tenants what is
happening with the building? I would look up on tenant rights and you
might be able to go after him for misplacing you or, at least not saying
anything about it. I did some research where I use to live and I had a
huge case, I filed and won!! Crazy how this world works these days lol

very nice...

Thanks for the laugh! That was great!! lol

"mind if i sit down" was the finish to that other one lol

" I can get lost in your eyes for ever. "

lol, where do you get these funnies? They are great!!

lol, Great!! Being big breasted I can appreciate these jokes and laugh
about them!!

lol, great story!

very nice RJ

I know the feeling, there are always people on the complete opposite
side of the world it seems but, no one close willing to have some fun
and adventure and a decent conversation with. LOL