I've heard a couple of them but I've always wondered how many are out
there. The most common one I've heard is "can I buy you a drink?" but
I'm 21 so that wouldn't really work for me. I want to hear what you've
got or heard - the ones that work, the lame ones, and the funny ones.
Tell the story behind it too just to make it even better. To be truthful
I don't think they work but who knows maybe it did for someone.

I meant to put I'm under 21, so if anyone is confused by that sorry.
Here is a pick up line I've heard several times but never used it "If I
told you, you had a hot body would you hold it against me?"

" I can get lost in your eyes for ever. "

How about : Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my
mind...

another is: Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? Cause you
sure look like an angel to me..

Awww Thank you THndr...lol...jk

"Hey, wanna F*CK?" yeah...THAT's one that
ALWAYS WORKS...NOT ! LOLOLOL

"mind if i sit down" was the finish to that other one lol

lmao your welcome Angel

thndr - my, I must say, what a big ***** you have there
!! LMAO

(totally off the subject, but is that a mountain coon ? they get to be
so HUGH!!! I once had a grey & black that got up to 45lbs)

worst one I know is "How about if I take you home and shove some pizza
down your throat and bounce you around on Hank for a while?" That one
is a sure thing with some girls and likely to get you slapped with
others. Might better have a few drinks before trying it out, just so
you'll have an excuse later.

yep angel, its a maine coon....I have 2 of them, both spoiled rotten

the girl i'm seeing now asked "so how do you feel about medical
oddities?"

here's a good one............lol

you know what would look good on you?..............me

"that sweatshirt is very becoming on you. of course, i'd becoming if i
was on you, too!"

"know what i really want in a girl? me!"

How about this one.
Is there any Scotish in you? Want some?

Wow, most of the lines quoted here stink. Sorry guys & gals, none are
attractive.

What ever happened to conversation starters such as:
"Nice weather we're having?"
"Nice shoes, where did you pick those up?"

OK, the one on shoes is my own invention, but I would love it if some
guy noticed my shoes...



Verb

Redneck Pickup Lines

1) Did you fart,cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Is there a mirror in yer pants, cuz I swear I can see myself in em.

5) If you was a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light
switch away.

7) He sez "Fat Penguin!", she sez "WHAT?" He sez "I just wanted to say
something that would break the ice."

8) I know I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

10) I swear yer eyes are as blue as Windex!

11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

12) Yer body reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your
cheek, and die at your lips.


(Hand a girl a rose.) I just wanted to show my rose how beautiful you
are.


So sorry to bother you -- someone at this address called for the man of
her dreams, but you look way hotter than the girl I was supposed to be
delivered to.


Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it
is.


The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so
I could get to you first.


I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that
chick when I saw you.


My friends over there bet I wouldn't be able to start a conversation
with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with
their money?


You look like the kinda girl that's heard every line there is, so which
ones work on you?


Could you be a little less pretty, please? There are people here with
weak hearts.


Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to
travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is
going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?


Is there an airport nearby, or is that roaring sound just my heart just
taking off?


No, I'm not pointing the remote the wrong way. I'm trying to turn you
on!


The only thing your eyes don't tell me is your name.


I wish I were a fire hydrant and you were a dog, 'cause then I'd get a
lot of attention from you.


Every year I ask Santa for the girl of my dreams, but every year he
keeps forgetting to put you under my tree.


The course of true love never does run smooth. But that's okay, 'cause
I'm looking forward to a long, bumpy ride with you.


You said you had freckles -- those are beauty marks.


Girl, you so fine, you're like American Express -- no one would want to
leave home without you.


You know, my lips aren't going to kiss themselves.


I'm bowling for love, and you're right up my alley. Ready to strike?


Heya. I'm taking a survey of the world's 100 most beautiful people, so
first question: Can I have your phone number?


Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?


If a million people sat a million typewriters for a million years, they
would never be able to type enough words to describe how beautiful you
are.


I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?

If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the
most beautiful things in the world.

You're so pretty when I saw you I forgot where I parked.

Dang, baby -- you want some fries with that shake?

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd get jealous of the straw.

Excuse me, but can you hand me that bucket over there! I seem to be
drooling over you! Thanks!

You're so sweet you make chocolate seem like dirt.

What do you do other than being pretty?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do?

Could you please take off your clothes? Cause I'm going crazy trying to
find the bruise you got when you fell out of heaven.

Quick, give me mouth-to-mouth, 'cause I almost drowned in those two
limpid pools you call eyes!

You must come with a fire extinguisher right?


Your booty shivers me timbers.

When God made you he said, "Man, I am GOOD!"

You're total eye candy, and man, do I have a sweet tooth.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I bet you could tell me what 5 plus 5 would equal, seeing as how you're
a perfect 10.


When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head
on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance
purposes.

Looking for good things about you is like looking for a needle, in a
pile of needles, on Planet Needle.


Is someone at the door, or is that just my heart pounding at the sight
of you?

If I were coffee, we would be perfect because you would be my
Coffee-mate.

Mama always said the best things in life come in threes. So, are you a
triplet?

You got a smile that could melt an iceberg.

If God made eveyone equal and no one is perfect, then what are you doing
here?

Can I have my breath back? 'Cause you definitely stole it!


Do you have some spare change? I need to call your mother and thank her
for delivering such a beautiful creature into this world.

Excuse my behavior. It's just that, when I'm around you, I get like Shaq
in the movies -- I don't know how to act.

If you were any sweeter, there'd be a Wanted poster for you down at the
candy store.


Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?

ok this has worked ,,,i simply took the woman by the hand and brought
her to the dance floor never said a word ..well after we danced we
,,,,,,ummmmmmmm [talked]

slowtoget it:
you know what would look good on you?..............me

ummm I have that on a t-shirt....lmao

Here's one I've heard before also: Nice shoes...ya wanna?

ok t-shirt's i've seen 2 really good one's 1 said save a virgin ,,do me
instead the other said ,,,,,not EVERYTHING in kansas is flat [and btw
she was quite busty]