A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door
and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

that one is always a funny one

lol, where do you get these funnies? They are great!!

Thank You its woundful to laugh that was agrate one

Keep 'em coming Txs... these are great!

TEX YOU NAUTHY NAUTHY GIRL LOL

Not me devin lol I did not write them just
sharing them lol

Actually I have a couple of people that I'm on there mailing list and
they send them to me once in a while too bad can't put the ones with
pics up some of them are way too funny lol