GOODNIGHT TO MOM
You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front
door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back
into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she
always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the
night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes
later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said,as we drove
away. "That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with
a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

K! That was too damned funny man! LSHMSH!

I got to show my hubby that one.

Thanks for the laugh! That was great!! lol

Glad you all liked it I nearly fell off my chair I was laughing so har
when I read it

LOL...Kojack...where do you find this stuff???

If i told you, then be no fun since you all would just go there and
.....

just come a little closer and whisper in my ear...I wont
tell...(shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

walks up close ans says ok ready.

@) I'M NOT TELLIN WHAT PART OF THAT DON T YOU UNDERSTAND

I was born ready bby...LOL!