An old man peered out his window one day to see a young boy carrying a gunnysack and some chicken wire.


The old man asks, "Where you going with that stuff?"
"I’m gonna catch some chickens.” the boy replied.


"You can't catch chickens with that.” spouted the geezer.


"I think I can." says the boy.



Later that day, the old man sees the boy toddling down the street with a sackful of chickens.




The next day, the old man sees the kid with a roll of duct tape and a gunnysack.


The man asks, "Whatcha doin' with the tape?"
Boy says, "Goin' duck huntin'"
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape.

"
Again, the boy says, "I think I can"

Later in the day, the old man sees the boy strolling down the street with a gunnysack full of ducks.




The following day, the old man sees the boy with a stick in his hand.


"Whatcha doin' with that switch, boy?", asks the old man.


"The boy replies, "It's not a switch, it's a p*ssywillow.

"

The old man says hurriedly, "Wait for me boy, I'm getting my hat.

"