Hey!

Ripe and juicy .... of course..

Hey!

Fresh strawberries

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they sometimes take the apples from the ground, they aren't as good but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the ones
who are brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Now men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I went thru the same thing last year. He thought he wanted me but when given the opportunity it scared the hell out of him and he ran....The kicker is he went and found a girl he said "so reminded him of me it was scarey" and the "she and I would hit it off and be great friends". Well, what the heck! I couldn't figure out why he had to go find someone just like me when he coulda had the "real deal"..!!!

I say...move on...there is someone out there for you!

By the way...he and I are still best friends and are still there for each other. I wish him the best always...

This I sorta did the other day....I thought I had grabbed my credit card before going into the store so I absentmindedly reached the cashier what I thought was my credit card....needless to say it was my drivers license...I had to run back out to the truck...get the right card and dash back inside....all while the line behind me waited.....how embarrassing...

Good Morning....

I have tequila!!!!!

Me Me Me!! I have a tent!

I won a trip thru work to Clearwater beach in Florida in August!! Yeah...I am going to get to meet BoneyJoe while I am there!

DEAR DESPERATE,
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
> 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
> and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works
> as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that
> Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother- I n-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
>
> Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
> and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking
> 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck,
>
> Tech Support

I will do my best joe...be prepared!

great Sunday morning! I have to go...but I wish you all a fantastic day!!!

Sounds great...and wheat toast please

Yep I did, I was trying to get over you....it's not working..

I went on a date..but I dont' think he is a prospect. So, still hoping!

LOL. I never thought of that but am willing to give it a try! I wonder if my DM will mind?

I enjoy my sundays from a relaxed point of view. I try to have all the house and yard work done by Thursday just so I can be able to do whatever comes up on the weekend. Today, I am going to go and shoot some pictures. If I can drag myself away from JSH!