DEAR DESPERATE,
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband
> 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2
> and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works
> as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that
> Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother- I n-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
> background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
>
> Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory
> and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking
> 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck,
>
> Tech Support