Women are like apples on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they sometimes take the apples from the ground, they aren't as good but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong
with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the ones
who are brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree.

Now men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

I love your poetic analogy of apples to women , and I love the brief on the men!!!

men - can't live with them and can't live with them!!!!

do you know the differece between a good man and a book???? smart A**

So how do you like them "Apples"?

Ripe and juicy .... of course..

merlot