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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Danny...I have a joke for you.,..want to hear it?
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Calli mixes the Margarita in the blender, pours it up. Passes the drink over to Danny with the cuervo. Enjoy sweetie" she pulls back her arm and snags her blouse.."Damn, and I just bought this for the grand opening." she frowns looking at the tattered area. Oh honey...I got a needle and thread in my purse..just slip that blouse off and I will mend it for you real quick (pulling out her sewing kit) |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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hey johnny can you get ida a magarita, and do you have cuervo for the tequila Thanks ll Cool A! I am gonna need it after this dance! (and clumsily steps on Dannys foot)... |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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(Danny drops some quarters into the juke box and plays YMCA) red hair shaking to beat "come Ida baby, lets shake this place, dance floor is over here...." On my way Danny (and of course I fall off the bar stool) blushing slightly I sashay over to Danny... |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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so how's your do going today ida, and i can i buy you a drink Sure you can honey...anytime... so what you drink of choice Margarita today honey....but I can't stay long....I just stopped in for a drink before my bowling lesson.. |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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so how's your do going today ida, and i can i buy you a drink Sure you can honey...anytime... |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Cali, Johnny, whos got the bar, looking for a drink here Leisure Johnny serves a round of drinks for everyone on the house! Oh Johnny you are such a sweetie! Thanks! |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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hello there my name is ll cool a ida Nice to meet you ll cool.... |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Well hello Danny.....can I buy you a drink? (Eyes popping out past his pointed nose danny looks the sweet lady up and down then back up) And who would you be you vision of my dreams  It's Ida..sweetie...Ida Fallforu.... |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Hey Mr. Bartender...could you get my friend Danny here a drink and I would like a margarita....thanks...
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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I have heard your name mentioned around here....Hi..my name is Ida Fallforu....nice to meet you....
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Well hello Danny.....can I buy you a drink?
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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While waiting on the bartender, (and to take the focus off my grand entrance), I ask the guy beside me if he would like to hear a joke.
"Sure" he says... Well.... A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr," the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!" |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Stumble, Screech and then fall....Damn, sneaking a peek around me while I am picking myself up off the floor....I smooth my dress and walk proudly to the bar....
"May I please have a margarita? I am so embarrassed! I always seem to make a spectacle of myself with my clumsiness". |
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New picture
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I realized I didn't have a picture uploaded with my short beard so there is another one up there (with the hoody) so you can see if you prefer that look instead  I still like the gotee idea....but you do look nice in the ball cap... 
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New picture
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It's ok to look 17 again....I always heard 17 yr olds make the best lovers...
  But scruffy is always a treat!
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New picture
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IMO...I like beard....maybe a gotee....it makes you look older..
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Why Women
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Or bring you a beer when you yell for it while sitting on the couch with the remote in your hand....
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hello
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Hi and welcome
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Hello Community
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Good Morning! Hello everyone!
Have a great day! Gotta go to work now    |
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