What goes i write to ladies and they dont respond,, what goes and i dont even have my picture up,, i'm starting to feel like Rodney where he jokes, i have trouble with ladies, she says come on over there is nobody home , i went over there was nobody home.

Welcome to Mingle. :-) You will find if you do post a pic it will increase your responses. Another way of increasing your responses is to become active in posting in the forums. finds the topics you like and make some friends. Good Luck in your search. :-)

Dude, you have no profile image, and you practically say nothing in your profile. It is as if you are not at home.

I agree with Dodo David. Nothing in your profile; no picture equals no responses. Makes sense when you think about it.

I like that joke. Never heard it before, sounds like Rodney, and also like my hero, Benny Hill.

I have gotten responses and there is really nothing on my profile. One woman told she worked at an exotic bar and to meet her there. I went there, it had a big sign said topless/bottomless, I went in, no one was there. Next door was a gay bar, I went in and asked for a double, the bartender brought out a guy that looked like me. Later the woman called said she was home and that I should come over, that her bedroom was covered in mirrors and I should bring a bottle; I brought Windex.

I didn't put my picture in for fear i may not get responses cause i'm really ugly. As it is i still get no responses and the one time that i did meet someone from the net it was a terrible experience.

Ah, the trivial if not critical trials of internet dating...How I do not miss thee.

Put one up and let us see for ourselves. What's more of a turn-off is no picture. Makes us think 'scammer' - which is probably why you're not getting any response. Stop with the self-defeating attitude and put a pic up. If not of your own, then one of your pet or whatever.

Just not a pic of a mutant poodle, that's just silly.

That's right. Plus mutant poodle is already taken

Yea but pics aren't always as they appear,, i met a lady from the net, i saw her pic and she told me she was 140 lbs but she totally neglegted to tell me she also had a 100 lb butt ,,, she had the biggest butt i ever saw.

More to play with
...Unless ur not into big 'ole booties ..

No i dont have a problem with large ladies with big butts, it's just that i drive a honda civic.

My sister has a civic. As far as I can tell, you can fit a big butt back there. Just remove all unnecessary items and you'll be good to go.

Exotic bar: butchery of the English language. "Sleezy" is not equivalent to "exotic". Tigers and pigs are exotic, that's why the bottoms and the tops were eaten up a long time ago there.


Gay bar: butchery of the English language. "Rod" is not the same as "pub". A "double" is not twice "straight". A "negative" affect on a "negative" can be both positive and negative, or both or neither.

Covered in mirrors: At my job my office is covered in mirrors. I work in a medical lab, and my job is in the section where we examine stomach fluids.

I got a promotion some while ago for suggesting that we can do away with the expensive use of stomach pumps if the patients are allowed to come into my office, where I get to strip and examine them, while they can and do keep all their clothes on.

(To wit, I'm 58, short, way fat, dark haired, balding, ugly and poor.)