too cute

a sperm with a mission

sweet

thanks for the comments anyway

It was the new priests first day to visit the homebound older ladies in his parish.
As he entered the Home of the first elderly lady he had to visit that day, he nervously started snacking on some nuts that were sitting on the table.
To his dismay, as the visit ended, he had eaten every one of them and felt a little embarrassed.
" I am so sorry I ate all your nuts" He exclaimed with a reddening face.
"Oh dear", the elderly lady smiled toothlessly
" don't you even give it a second thought, I couldn't eat them anyway... I just lick the chocolate off!"

I like this one too

nice
I liked the first one best

I like it too

thank you too

oh man!

that is funny...there should be a blond joke section

cute

I thought it was cool
I used to look at a seismic activity one like that

I seen maryland and looked what it was about...
from Chesapeake Beach, MD

gloomy today

what does it matter, maybe I want to be friends. Maybe they liked your profile and want to be friends with you?
I always write something back. Some don't write a whole lot and its hard.

thank you

very cute

ohhhh...noooo....

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