A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells
him that she needs help to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
And then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No,
No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a chicken
farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with
being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is. "

oh man!