It was the new priests first day to visit the homebound older ladies in his parish.
As he entered the Home of the first elderly lady he had to visit that day, he nervously started snacking on some nuts that were sitting on the table.
To his dismay, as the visit ended, he had eaten every one of them and felt a little embarrassed.
" I am so sorry I ate all your nuts" He exclaimed with a reddening face.
"Oh dear", the elderly lady smiled toothlessly
" don't you even give it a second thought, I couldn't eat them anyway... I just lick the chocolate off!"

HOLY SMOKES!!no pun intended lol