I haven't had much of any luck with success with other online dating sites. I haven't had much in the way of luck with online dating on THIS site.

Online dating sucks.

The greater Southern California area is particularly known for being a downright awful place to find dates.

The big reason is that you you have the Hollywood wannabe's who are looking to make some in-roads in the film biz, whether it be as an actor, director, or some other exalted position of insignificant importance. Many of these types of dolts are almost totally shallow as well as completely arrogant and self-absorbed to an extent that they're caught up in their own little worlds.

Then you have the proverbial "gold-diggers" who are out there solely to drain your wallet of your earnings. They're often considered to be an offset of the Hollywood wannabe, as they probably came from the same stock. The only difference with them is that they've had a couple of years of outright failure in trying to get their foot in the door, and have resorted to defrauding people out of their money.

Of course, you can't discount the "pretty people", who are probably the most shallow and self-absorbed of the bunch. Unless you look like Matt Damon and have an eight-figure income, chances are that you won't get much of anywhere with those people... not that you'd want to anyway. And since there are so many "pretty" types out there, it makes dating that much more difficult as the more-normal ones will be left out in the cold.

Firehouse??? I thought they vanished YEARS ago! I wonder who's opening up for them... The Bullet Boys? While Lion? Britney Fox?

You'd need to invest in a proggie that will allow you to edit PDFs. You might be able to find such a thing at www.filehippo.com (which is a repository for all things free-and-shareware), but you'll probably have to go out and purchase said program.

Beans beans the musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So let's make beans for every meal

Unless you're Gypsy, at which case you'll wanna stay well away until the dudes in the radiation suits determine the immediate area to be safe.

It's not my cat. It's a photo of someone ELSE'S cat. So you'll just have to go find out who DOES own the feline Captain Jack Sparrow.

And now we have... Gypsy.

Well... not ALL media outlets reduced Paul's death to a mere handful of sentences.

The L.A. Times -for example- dedicated a whole two and one-half page article on him, as well as the many now-standard recording practices and standards to the recording industry. A number of other newspapers here on the Left Coast also made similar tributes.

If anything, the one thing they DIDN'T do was spend much time detailing his contributions to guitar manufacturing, with the creation of one of the first solid-body electric guitars almost sixty years ago.

But making the dolt squirm is just FUN!!!

So is male-pattern baldness, cottage-cheese thighs, and cantaloupe-sized moles on the tips of peoples' noses, but you don't see anyone complaining about THAT.

While I've never lived in a roommate situation, I've found that there are a number of ways you can strike terror into their hearts-

- mix Nair in their shampoo.
- replace their birth control pills with PEZ or Smarties.
- take all their clothes and dry them under the "hot" setting, shrinking them to the size of Barbie clothes.
- chop up and squeeze habanero pepper juice in their face-wash or (if female) their feminine products.
- pee in their car's gas-tank.
- stuff bananas in their cars' tailpipe.
- mix in habanero powder in their makeup (if female).

It would depend on-

-what the particular type of porn was, and
-how recently ago the person-in-question starred in said porn.

Since "porn" is particularly broad (which can go from Playboy-esque nudity all the way to some rather unsettling stuff), there would have to be a metered response. A person who posed nude for any of the nudie rag-sheets wouldn't necessarily be a deal-breaker, while someone who's starred in gang-bang pornos would be substantially questionable indeed.

Crushing.



































NOT!

Beer??? They serve beer in the UK???

They're all probably LARPing out there in the sticks or something.

No.

Getting into a relationship in the first place.

Racism and other form of prejudice will ALWAYS be a factor, not only in the dating world, but in life in general. It is in our genetic make up to be untrusting of those who are different from us, whether those different be because of race, religion, sexual preference, weight, eye or hair color, or educational/social status.

And that's why Gyp lives in frozen-under Canada!