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So I am sure we all have lived with roommates before and little problems have arised here and there. For example drinking your milk that they did not pay for so when they buy there milk your por half down the sink and add water to it for pay back hee hee. Or they get up right before you and use all the hot water so you have to take a cold *** shower. Well I think I top the roommate war list.
So this morning I snuck into my roommates car and took down her handicape sign and put it under her seat then on my way to work I call the tow company and had her car towed!!!!! So whats the worst thing you have done to a roommate???? |
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just being a jerk to my dorm mate...undeservedly so..
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I haven't done room mates for years... my room mates are my children and if they act up or don't listen to me I just smack them around a bit..jk
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So I am sure we all have lived with roommates before and little problems have arised here and there. For example drinking your milk that they did not pay for so when they buy there milk your por half down the sink and add water to it for pay back hee hee. Or they get up right before you and use all the hot water so you have to take a cold *** shower. Well I think I top the roommate war list. So this morning I snuck into my roommates car and took down her handicape sign and put it under her seat then on my way to work I call the tow company and had her car towed!!!!! So whats the worst thing you have done to a roommate???? i dont have one, and far as i know i never will but that was not funny at all especially doing that to a handicapp person |
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Well she is far from being handicap trust me I dont even no where she got the dam thing at and after her turning my alarm clock of for the 3rd day in a row enough was enough lol
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Edited by
Jtevans
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Fri 08/21/09 11:01 PM
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just pee in a Mountain Dew bottle and give to them.it's an instant win!
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Not so much a "room mate," I had my sister stay with me, she would go to the toilet in the middle of the night and not turn the light on. One night I cling filmed the toilet bowl, you can guess the rest.
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While I've never lived in a roommate situation, I've found that there are a number of ways you can strike terror into their hearts-
- mix Nair in their shampoo. - replace their birth control pills with PEZ or Smarties. - take all their clothes and dry them under the "hot" setting, shrinking them to the size of Barbie clothes. - chop up and squeeze habanero pepper juice in their face-wash or (if female) their feminine products. - pee in their car's gas-tank. - stuff bananas in their cars' tailpipe. - mix in habanero powder in their makeup (if female). |
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Ha I so already did the dryer thing lol
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While I've never lived in a roommate situation, I've found that there are a number of ways you can strike terror into their hearts- - mix Nair in their shampoo. - replace their birth control pills with PEZ or Smarties. - take all their clothes and dry them under the "hot" setting, shrinking them to the size of Barbie clothes. - chop up and squeeze habanero pepper juice in their face-wash or (if female) their feminine products. - pee in their car's gas-tank. - stuff bananas in their cars' tailpipe. - mix in habanero powder in their makeup (if female). I think all that is just mean! |
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While I've never lived in a roommate situation, I've found that there are a number of ways you can strike terror into their hearts- - mix Nair in their shampoo. - replace their birth control pills with PEZ or Smarties. - take all their clothes and dry them under the "hot" setting, shrinking them to the size of Barbie clothes. - chop up and squeeze habanero pepper juice in their face-wash or (if female) their feminine products. - pee in their car's gas-tank. - stuff bananas in their cars' tailpipe. - mix in habanero powder in their makeup (if female). I think all that is just mean! So is male-pattern baldness, cottage-cheese thighs, and cantaloupe-sized moles on the tips of peoples' noses, but you don't see anyone complaining about THAT. |
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While I've never lived in a roommate situation, I've found that there are a number of ways you can strike terror into their hearts- - mix Nair in their shampoo. - replace their birth control pills with PEZ or Smarties. - take all their clothes and dry them under the "hot" setting, shrinking them to the size of Barbie clothes. - chop up and squeeze habanero pepper juice in their face-wash or (if female) their feminine products. - pee in their car's gas-tank. - stuff bananas in their cars' tailpipe. - mix in habanero powder in their makeup (if female). I think all that is just mean! lol made me laugh!! |
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So I am sure we all have lived with roommates before and little problems have arised here and there. For example drinking your milk that they did not pay for so when they buy there milk your por half down the sink and add water to it for pay back hee hee. Or they get up right before you and use all the hot water so you have to take a cold *** shower. Well I think I top the roommate war list. So this morning I snuck into my roommates car and took down her handicape sign and put it under her seat then on my way to work I call the tow company and had her car towed!!!!! So whats the worst thing you have done to a roommate???? |
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I've never had roommates but I can assure you if I did I would not deal with situations in a passive aggressive manner... If I have an issue with someone I talk to them about it even if I have to wait until my temper wains a bit... I would never do something so rude and disgusting.. If I wanted to do things like that then I shouldn't be living with that person... Karma is a biotch I don't live my life looking over my shoulder...
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I've never had roommates but I can assure you if I did I would not deal with situations in a passive aggressive manner... If I have an issue with someone I talk to them about it even if I have to wait until my temper wains a bit... I would never do something so rude and disgusting.. If I wanted to do things like that then I shouldn't be living with that person... Karma is a biotch I don't live my life looking over my shoulder... |
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I've never had roommates but I can assure you if I did I would not deal with situations in a passive aggressive manner... If I have an issue with someone I talk to them about it even if I have to wait until my temper wains a bit... I would never do something so rude and disgusting.. If I wanted to do things like that then I shouldn't be living with that person... Karma is a biotch I don't live my life looking over my shoulder... Why live in a constant battle with a roommate? Just find a new one, new place to live, or something. Worst thing I ever did: told him to get a job and pay some rent after living with me for free for months...maybe told him to do some chores every once in a while. Yeah, Karma sure came back to bite me in the a$$ for that one. He robbed me and disappeared while I was in class one day. I could go to war with him. I'd like to beat him down for the ways he took advantage of me and stabbed me in the back like that, but nah, he'll get what's coming to him. |
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I've never had roommates but I can assure you if I did I would not deal with situations in a passive aggressive manner... If I have an issue with someone I talk to them about it even if I have to wait until my temper wains a bit... I would never do something so rude and disgusting.. If I wanted to do things like that then I shouldn't be living with that person... Karma is a biotch I don't live my life looking over my shoulder... Why live in a constant battle with a roommate? Just find a new one, new place to live, or something. Worst thing I ever did: told him to get a job and pay some rent after living with me for free for months...maybe told him to do some chores every once in a while. Yeah, Karma sure came back to bite me in the a$$ for that one. He robbed me and disappeared while I was in class one day. I could go to war with him. I'd like to beat him down for the ways he took advantage of me and stabbed me in the back like that, but nah, he'll get what's coming to him. |
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I've never had roommates but I can assure you if I did I would not deal with situations in a passive aggressive manner... If I have an issue with someone I talk to them about it even if I have to wait until my temper wains a bit... I would never do something so rude and disgusting.. If I wanted to do things like that then I shouldn't be living with that person... Karma is a biotch I don't live my life looking over my shoulder... Why live in a constant battle with a roommate? Just find a new one, new place to live, or something. Worst thing I ever did: told him to get a job and pay some rent after living with me for free for months...maybe told him to do some chores every once in a while. Yeah, Karma sure came back to bite me in the a$$ for that one. He robbed me and disappeared while I was in class one day. I could go to war with him. I'd like to beat him down for the ways he took advantage of me and stabbed me in the back like that, but nah, he'll get what's coming to him. But making the dolt squirm is just FUN!!! |
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So I am sure we all have lived with roommates before and little problems have arised here and there. For example drinking your milk that they did not pay for so when they buy there milk your por half down the sink and add water to it for pay back hee hee. Or they get up right before you and use all the hot water so you have to take a cold *** shower. Well I think I top the roommate war list. So this morning I snuck into my roommates car and took down her handicape sign and put it under her seat then on my way to work I call the tow company and had her car towed!!!!! So whats the worst thing you have done to a roommate???? i dont have one, and far as i know i never will but that was not funny at all especially doing that to a handicapp person You know, it didn't even occur to me that she pulled a prank on a handicapped person. I've gone from busting up laughing to "Oh ****, that's ****ed up" that fast all week. |
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So I am sure we all have lived with roommates before and little problems have arised here and there. For example drinking your milk that they did not pay for so when they buy there milk your por half down the sink and add water to it for pay back hee hee. Or they get up right before you and use all the hot water so you have to take a cold *** shower. Well I think I top the roommate war list. So this morning I snuck into my roommates car and took down her handicape sign and put it under her seat then on my way to work I call the tow company and had her car towed!!!!! So whats the worst thing you have done to a roommate???? i dont have one, and far as i know i never will but that was not funny at all especially doing that to a handicapp person That's what makes it funny! You know, it didn't even occur to me that she pulled a prank on a handicapped person. I've gone from busting up laughing to "Oh ****, that's ****ed up" that fast all week. |
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