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Yeah, I'll say. If there's anyone proficient at tackling those one-eyed spitting vipers, it'd be you, Liz!
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CHEETER!
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He got HIS MOM to help him tear up the place??? Yup... my suspicions are confirmed... they're some TOTAL rednecks, aren't they? Mullets and all!
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CHEETER!
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I woke up to my neighbor across the street flipping out and throwing his now ex gf's stuff out on the front lawn. She had gone on a date with one of the other neighbors on the street and he saw them
However, they were broke up. But he still lived there until they could work out the bills and everything. He thinks she's been cheating on him the entire time but in reality, she never cheated on him once. He's so convinced that he spray painted "CHEETER" across the sidewalk, and the grass, and the lawn ornaments.  you would think he woulda at least spelled it correctly if he was gonna announce it to the neighborhood
Oooohh gotta love neighbor drama
Was there a lot of neck-shifting, finger-raising, and "oh no you DIN'T!!!" goin' on then? Or was the offending dude all shirtless like a typical arrestee on "COPS"? |
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Yeah. In fact, the pool cues found at most pool halls pretty much suck cue balls in and of themselves. So it kinda pays to play with your own cues.
I've still got the Schmelke cue my grandpa gave me a couple of years ago. It's my favorite cue, too. |
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I don't get it....
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Everything I learn from class sticks with me... but in high school I could not remember crap! Just weird! You must be suffering from Alzheimer's or something. |
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Guess the......
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 weight of my toothpaste!!!!
The person who guesses the exact weight in ounces will win a year supply of Crest Toothpaste and a date with...........ME!!! 
I'm gonna say around four-and-a-half ounces, being that it's been squeezed in the middle and stuff. Who hell squeezes their toothpaste tube in the middle like that, anyway? 
So it's five ounces then? And why on Earth would you squeeze so much toothpaste at a time to brush pearly-yellows with, anyway? It ain't gonna diminish any of that yellow off your teeths any quicker, you know? 
Ok crap!!! Im gonna be in soooooooooo much trouble when I get to california!!! 
Gee... and I thought you thought you were squeezing out some of your Preparation H the whole time, too! I bet you've accidentally brushed your tooth with that stuff in the first place! Four ounces? |
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Guess the......
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weight of my toothpaste!!!!
The person who guesses the exact weight in ounces will win a year supply of Crest Toothpaste and a date with...........ME!!!
I'm gonna say around four-and-a-half ounces, being that it's been squeezed in the middle and stuff. Who hell squeezes their toothpaste tube in the middle like that, anyway?
So it's five ounces then? And why on Earth would you squeeze so much toothpaste at a time to brush pearly-yellows with, anyway? It ain't gonna diminish any of that yellow off your teeths any quicker, you know? |
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well I dont think I have an issue with gators around here. I should be ok, but I will keep that in mind.... I don't think there are any gators in Missouri. However, there ARE some one-eyed spitting vipers out there to be weary of. 
 I haven't seen any....
You mean to tell me that you've been actively searching for them???
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Not Crushing - part 2
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I... am... not... crushing... *throws out hands Shatner style*
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Topic:
Guess the......
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weight of my toothpaste!!!!
The person who guesses the exact weight in ounces will win a year supply of Crest Toothpaste and a date with...........ME!!!
I'm gonna say around four-and-a-half ounces, being that it's been squeezed in the middle and stuff. Who hell squeezes their toothpaste tube in the middle like that, anyway? |
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well I dont think I have an issue with gators around here. I should be ok, but I will keep that in mind.... I don't think there are any gators in Missouri. However, there ARE some one-eyed spitting vipers out there to be weary of.
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Tastes SO fresh you can hear the "meow"!
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Balls!
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Rockmybobbysocks just LOVES to squeeze a pair of oversized balls.
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 KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they spilled my milkshake ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over !!!! on my purse, the table ,the floor ,the lego, my pants , I had like ONE SIP an they AMBUSHED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrr
Put 'em in a blender and make a kitten shake out of them! |
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Could You Live With This?
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I bet you've starred in some pornos, huh Mirror. I mean... why else would you ask this question in the first place?
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What makes you...
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Happiest in life??! 
Not much at this point in time. |
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AIRG HOOKT
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Perhaps you could start by telling us what "AIRG" is in the first place?
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Dear Diary,
... .... ...... ... yup... ...... *sigh*... ... yeah. |
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How Would You React?
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 If you told someone: "I love you" and their reply was "Why?" how would you react?
I would reply "Then I won't say 'I love you' again". |
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Not Crushing - part 2
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Not.
Crushing. Dude. |
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