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Gypsy, I just measured your cabana boy....somehow I think he's gonna need a body double to skitch Moofie.... 
I think a jello pudding competition would be fun!!! 
And Teh Gyp would know, being that she's been in a number of them over the years... |
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Im going to be in california
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I think you're best bet is to take him out at the knees. 
I will be eye level with his knees!!!
Just barely. |
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Oh crap!!!! NO ONE LET ME MARRY A MIDGET ELVIS IMPERSONATOR!!!!! ITS MY BIGGEST FEAR!!! 
Why's that? You'd STILL be marrying someone taller you, lawn troll! |
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Im going to be in california
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The first time I met moof he looked down at me as if to say "you're too small to be so annoying" 
Just like you're afraid of anyone who isn't a gnome. |
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Im going to be in california
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Oh noez!!! Teh Gyp is coming to Cali??? I guess THAT was what they were talking about when they were talking about "the apocalypse"!!!! 
If only you could reach that high.
I didn't think they sold to gnomes. |
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Im going to be in california
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Oh noez!!! Teh Gyp is coming to Cali??? I guess THAT was what they were talking about when they were talking about "the apocalypse"!!!!
If only you could reach that high. |
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Eek!!!
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Im going to be in california
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Oh noez!!! Teh Gyp is coming to Cali??? I guess THAT was what they were talking about when they were talking about "the apocalypse"!!!!
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and I need my bum rubbed.....  
Just make sure you don't get all gassy while that happens. |
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The Canadian Beaver is ONE MAJESTIC ANIMAL!!!
Isn't that what they call most Canadians? |
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Like teh Gyp doesn't already have one.
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Gypsy's beaver is ferocious like that. She'd have to unzip her pants for it to attack, though.
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Maybe I dont want to meet him.......he sounds NUTS!!!
And Gypsy IS nuts! |
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Yeah. The smell of bad tuna and vinegar would be too much to ignore.
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 Dear Diary
I see you, you see me Watch you blowin the lines when youre making a scene Oh girl, youve got to know What my head overlooks The senses will show to my heart When its watching for lies You cant escape my Private eyes Theyre watching you They see your every move Private eyes Theyre watching you Private eyes Theyre watching you watching you watching you watching you You play with words you play with love You can twist it around baby that aint enough Cause girl Im gonna know If youre letting me in or letting me go Dont lie when youre hurting inside cause you cant escape my Private eyes Theyre watching you They see your every move Private eyes Theyre watching you Private eyes Theyre watching you watching you watching you watching you Why you try to put up a front for me Im a spy but on your side you see Slip on, into any disguise Ill still know you Look into my private eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anLfoy2XsFw Every breath you take.......I'll be watching you!!!
That's because she's been arrested a number of times for stalking! She's probably got a least a dozen restraining orders against her! |
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So how evil is evil?
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This is a test of your evil coefficient. All of us have it in us. Some more than others. Me, I know what REAL evil is. Think, Stalin and Ming the Merciless as one person! If I was really bad I would use people for stairs as well as other forms of entertainment and toss a single sword in a group of people and tell them only the last one standing alive gets to walk away from MY sports arena. So how bad can you be? Would you toss kittens to crocodiles? Make a lamp and other furniture accessories out of your neighbors? How about intentionally driving over furry little animals for laughs? So come on folks, get in touch with your Dark Side! 
Darth Vader Commands You! I'm so evil, I can stare down Darth Vader himself and make him piss himself.
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Dear Dan
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Dear Dan-o-wanno-flip-flop-
I gotta friend who's got an old-school Jaguar J-Type, and it's constantly giving him trouble... no matter what he does to get the thing to run right, it... well... won't. Why is this? Signed, Mr. Bean |
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Not Crushing - part 2
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Nuh-uh. Nope. Not. Crushing.
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I'm still waitin' to hear about how Liz got herself all soaking wet when she went rafting last weekend!
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Dear Dan
Edited by
moofooga
on
Thu 08/27/09 01:07 PM
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Dear Danno-flim-flammo-tingo-tango-
Is it true that all younger British males (or in your case, retired octogenarian British transsexuals) all aspire to be like Jeremy Clarkson (of "Top Gear" fame), from his somewhat awkward state-of-dress to his thinning-yet-curlier-than-a-brillo-pad hair-do, to his thin-on-the-bottom-thinning-up-top-and-rotund-in-the-middle frame? Signed, The Stig |
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