What would improve my profile?

I heard they were going to make a movie out of Alfred Bester's The Stars My Destination, but that's kind of hard to picture. Maybe they decided to make Jumper instead.

There's a Harlan Ellison story called "Jeffty Was Five", about this kid who, when he goes to the movies, he magically sees movies that SHOULD have been made instead of the ones that really got made in real life. One was The Stars My Destination, with Humphrey Bogart as Gully Foyle.

Led Zepplin and Black Sabbath are about the only really neccesary heavy metal bands, IMHO. CCR's good. Pretty much anything from the 60s is good, and probably almost anything from the 70s.

Me want play.

There's me. I just haven't been in the forums much yet.

Are there a lot of red haired women on this site? It seems like I see more of them here than in the general population. Is that just something to do with my search terms or something?

Elyse Sewel. Google her, and despair.

I don't think I've ever messaged anyone OUTSIDE of my area. Of course, I haven't been doing this very long. My messages might seem a little weird too, because I have no idea what to say in the first one.

I think some people set up a profile and kind of forget about it, so they don't even end up reading your message for a couple of months, if at all.

I'm out. So what's the deal with the "friends" thing, do I get people here to friend me like in MySpace, or is it just for IRL friends?

Gain some weight and stop shaving. This crap always happens to beautiful women. It's like dating someone who looks like that makes the guy all cocky or something. A couple of weeks is way too short a probationary period though. If you're calling it a relationship, then when he screws up, you've got to have a fight about it, then make up. You can't just break it off like a medieval Queen having a juggler executed when he drops a ball.

In one year, I will think that you're too prejudiced. Right now, I think that's a good age range for all the ladies to go for.

The deal with Hillary is, her voice is pretty unpleasant. Dosen't the President have to have a moderately pleasant speaking voice?

Well, since you're asking, you might be a LITTLE bit un-American if you're only outraged that the guy you voted for didn't win. As if the CIA never roughed people up in previous administrations, there were no economic cycles, and recessions could seriously be considered the result of tax cuts.

Favorite episodes: Bad Blood (vampire pizza boy), Clive Bruckman's Final Repose (Peter Boyle's a psychic), and Jose Chung's From Outer Space (Charles Nelson Riley interviews people, the old wacky Rashomon plotline).

Me too. I'm thinking of getting one of those fake girlfriends like in romantic comedies, I'm pretty sure that brings it back.

I thought I got it back awhile ago, because I went to AM PM for a corn dog, and this cute girl just started talking to me, saying I was handsome and we should date. Seriously, we talked for about 15 minutes, I gave her the address of my blog, she gave me the address of her web site, so then when I get home I check out her site and it's one of those websites that's all adds for hoooers. Man. She didn't look all scrawny like I thought hooers did.

Hugs
Not drugs


Hope
Not dope


Have some fun
Not opium


Socialize
Don't tranquilize


Love your kids
Not sedatives


You can't win
With heroin