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yeah yeah, "palak" (eyelid) vs "paalak" (spinach, also guardian)
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Topic:
kannada
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ಕನ್ನಡದಾ ಮಕ್ಕಳೆಲ್ಲ ಒಂದೊಂದಾಗಿ ಬನ್ನಿ
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Topic:
Congregation
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"fowl play"
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Topic:
Army recruitment
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Here's one you have to read it with a Cork accent.. 
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words. Defence, Defeat, Detail. Micky: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.  
Micky must enjoy deriding, hope the teacher got demeaning. |
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Topic:
Jokes
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THERE ARE 3 TYPES OF PEOPLE... THOSE THAT CAN COUNT, AND THOSE THAT CAN'T. 
one more type - Those that can spell and those that coun't. |
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Topic:
The dawning of truth.
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That must be an example of something like a "Wellerism", maybe a "Tom Swifty" ?
Here's a well-known example of a Wellerism (after Samuel Weller from "Pickwick Papers" ...) "It all comes back to me now" said the captain, after he spit into the wind. |
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Topic:
How is your French accent?
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At lunch with our visiting US co-workers, one of them - French - turned towards three of us on one side of the table, nodded at the other side and asked us, "So, is this your bus?". Apparently I had watched enough Pink Panther by then, since I could answer within a minute - "No, he is not a manager yet".
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Topic:
Dyslexic
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"ladies, i am fine with online chat but you should know i have a condition -
daily sex." |
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Topic:
Impact of the Internet
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Now I am sixty, there is the internet and guys in their twenties know more. The man replied, "Apparently it's called buffering." so, buffering is internet speak for not being twenty any more |
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