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A drag queen walks into an army recruitment office and asks to join up
Trying to be politically correct the recruitment officer says the job involves mixing with a lot of rough tough men ! The drag queens eyes light up Officer "You might have to camp out !" Drag queen " yes I do that often" Officer " there are communal showers " Drag queen " heaven " Officer " if required would you be capable of killing a man?" "Eventually" says the drag queen |
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Here's one you have to read it with a Cork accent.. 
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words. Defence, Defeat, Detail. Micky: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.  
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well if groaners count in case you never heard it. Teacher asks i want the definition of apathy. NO one raises hand so she picks the worst student. I don't know and i don't care said the student. Excellent said the teacher, dismissed.
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well if groaners count in case you never heard it. Teacher asks i want the definition of apathy. NO one raises hand so she picks the worst student. I don't know and i don't care said the student. Excellent said the teacher, dismissed.
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Here's one you have to read it with a Cork accent..
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words. Defence, Defeat, Detail. Micky: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Micky must enjoy deriding, hope the teacher got demeaning. |
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