2 Aussy mates are walking through the African jungle and one says to the other , there's a lion and it's coming this way and now it running at us , what shall we do ...the other one said I know what I'm going to do ....run faster than you...

Good one .

THERE ARE 3 TYPES OF PEOPLE...

THOSE THAT CAN COUNT,

AND THOSE THAT CAN'T.

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde woman for speeding on the freeway..

Blonde officer: drivers license and registration please ..

Blonde driver: sure okay...(as she hands the officer the registration, she fumbles through her purse and then asks..)
Im sorry, what does a drivers license look like again?

Blonde officer: you know, its that square thing with your picture on the front of it.

Blonde driver: (blonde searches some more in her purse)
Oh here it is, I found it. (Hands a mirror to the officer)

Blonde officer: (she takes a look at it) Oh, I see you too are an officer of the law. (Hands her back the mirror and tells her)
Have a nice day then.

one more type -

Those that can spell

and those that coun't.